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Shipping and Other Slightly Inappropriate Madness

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chassecroise

Satisfy (one of the characters is trying to make the other happy) with one sided ladynoir from chat's side?

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Whoohoo, this is my 1000th post on @chassecroise! It’s funny that I started this drabble series to celebrate 500 followers, but I just crossed 750 and I still have 17 other requests in my inbox…so who knows how far I’ll be along by the time I’m actually done? 😊

As always, I had a lot of fun writing this one :D Thanks for the prompt! 

Satisfied

Usually, when Chat Noir tries to flirt with Ladybug she either a) flirts back, or b) playfully shuts him down. Either way, she always has a response on the tip of the tongue, a quick roll of the eyes, or an exasperated sigh.

But today, she’s not doing either of those things. And although Ladybug always seems to relish living in the moment, enthusiastic about the thrill of the battle and working hand in hand with Chat Noir to bring peace and order back to Paris, her eyes are empty today. She seems unusually focused on defeating the akuma, and she’s barely responding to any of Chat’s quips.

She hasn’t even groaned once at any of his puns, and he’s made at least five.

So there’s no doubt about it. Something’s wrong.

She’s always been a master of hiding what she’s really feeling, but Chat Noir knows his partner too well. She’s stressed about something, and he doesn’t know what, but he’s determined to make her smile at least once before they part ways today.

Chat doesn’t know what her civilian life is like, but if it’s even slightly as busy as his has been lately, it’s no wonder that her brows are furrowed and her jaw is tight.

He starts formulating a plan to cheer Ladybug up as she pulls out Lucky Charm and whips it into action, restoring the Champs Elysées back to its former glory. While she surveys the area, he pops over to a food vendor standing nearby and asks for two cookies before hopping back to stand beside Ladybug.

As they fist bump and say “Bien joué!”, his voice is cheerful but hers is distant, her eyes clouded and distracted.

She pulls away almost immediately as her earrings start beeping, and whips her yo-yo out to leave. Chat gently grasps her forearm to stop her from going.

“Wait, Ladybug! I need to ask you something.”

Chaton, my Miraculous is running out of time—I don’t have time to stay and chat!”

“I promise I won’t look—it’s just that—you seem really stressed out. Is everything okay?”

The earnest concern in his voice makes her stop, even though she knows she’s running out of time. She turns to look at him, eyes softening.

“Things have been kind of hectic,” she admits. “But I’m fine, I promise. And now I really have to go, or you’ll find out who I am—and I don’t think either of us want that to happen!” she adds, with a wink.

Chat shakes his head. “You’re not getting away with that one this time. I know you too well. I don’t know what it is you’re stressing about, but you need some downtime. Come on, let’s get some crepes! I know a great place just down the street—”

“But my Miraculous!”

“I have a solution for that.” He takes her hand and presses the cookies into her palm.

“That’s for your kwami—you said she likes cookies, didn’t you?”

Ladybug’s eyes widen with surprise. She’s only mentioned it to him once in passing, and she wouldn’t have expected him to remember. But Chat Noir has always been full of surprises.

“Jump around the corner and de-transform—I promise I won’t look—and then give her these cookies, and then come back as Ladybug when you’re ready. I’ll be waiting right here.”

Ladybug nods and runs around the corner of the nearest building as her Miraculous runs out of time, and hands Tikki the cookies as soon as she de-transforms. The kwami hungrily gulps them down before nodding cheerfully at Marinette. She transforms once again into Ladybug and runs around the corner, where Chat Noir is patiently waiting, just like he promised.

His entire being lights up as soon as he notices her coming back.

“How do you do, bugaboo?” he asks. “Ready for some crepes?”

“They better be good,” says Ladybug as she looks at him, eyebrows raised.

Chat Noir puts his hand on his chest. “Best in Paris, cat’s honor!”

“Well, I hope you’re a cat with good taste.”

“Oh, I am, mademoiselle,” he says with a bow.

As Chat looks up and their gazes meet, he finally sees what he was looking for—a smile dancing about his lady’s lips and a twinkle in her eyes.

Someday, he’ll tell her he loves her. But for now, he’s satisfied.

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so mommybug and dadnoir the worst i know you know whats horrible when their kid is a toddler like /really young and chat comes back to their house (maybe they start splitting missions to help w childcare sometimes) and hes absolutely exhausted he barely gets back and just /slumps to the floor and looks at their kid and brings his tail around too tired to release the transformation and their kid starts /playing with it reaching for it with chubby little hands and cooing and /god it’s like falling in love all over again and he’s crying as he thinks just about how /lucky he is

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raiwalk

DID YOU NEED TO STAB MY HEART.

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duanekuiper

I’M LAUGHIN G SO HARD RINGHT NOW

THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE COOLEST AND THE MOST AWKWARD THING I’VE EVER SEEN

True fact: if you go to a 2cellos concert, you’ll laugh your heart out while giving a blessing to your ears.

And if you’re lucky, a free signing session and pics with them for everyone who wants it.

This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t even laugh, I was too busy being in awe that all that sound was coming from a single cello. 

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relucant

doin’ sabriel sunday lazy-style (because fuck you, that’s why) and just re-posting some sabriel (with bonus background destiel) from my long-ass fic (read the whole mess via AO3)

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Sam was happy for Dean and Cas. He was fucking thrilled, there’s no question about that. He loved his brother more than anyone on the planet, and despite his peculiarities — and the less profound bond, the dick — Cas had come to occupy the #2 position. After watching the two of them dance around their mutual attraction for so long, Sam had been about ready to lock the idiots in the bunker’s basement until they fucked it out.

He had planned, however, to be very fucking far out of hearing range when that happened. Let alone seeing range. He had very much not planned to be stuck alone with the two of them in a motel in fucking Florida while they got years of sexual frustration out of their systems.

Sam shuddered, then jumped as a voice announced its presence from the passenger seat.

“What’s up, Sammy-boy?”

“Gabriel! Don’t fucking do that! And really don’t do that while I’m driving, you asshole!”

“Sorry,” he said innocently. “I could smell your angst from fucking Cairo.”

“What were you doing in Egypt?”

“Egyptians,” Gabriel said with a grin. Sam rolled his eyes. “So let me guess: Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee back there finally got their heads out of their asses? And, perhaps, replaced their heads with their dicks?”

Sam snorted. “Charming as ever, Gabe. But basically, yeah. I thought nothing could be worse than the constant eye-fucking, and I have never been more wrong in my life. And I have been really fucking wrong about some things, dude.”

“We could get back at them.”

Sam looked over suspiciously.

“You know… me, you, a bottle of wine… some hot, kinky, really loud sex in the motel room next door… preferably against the adjoining wall…?”

Sam laughed. “Tempting, Gabe. Sadly, I’m still straight.”

Gabriel sighed theatrically. “Someday, Samsquatch.”

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