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Multifandom, nsfw and need to knows My drabbles My writing My meta My positivity My meta responses 'My ask didn't get through!' If you don't read my tags you know nothing Jon Snow shjwwriterscircle
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fuckinghomepage

FEBRUARY 18, 2016

IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW CORN ALWAYS HAS AN EVEN NUMBER OF ROWS OF KERNELS?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DO, NOT WHAT YOU SAY YOU’LL DO.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

CELEBRITY JUDGE WHO OVERCAME A SHITTY CRIMINAL PAST. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

HOW SHIT FLIES. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

HOW TO LIE LIKE A LYING LIAR. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

PADDLE YOUR ASS. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

CALCULATE HOW YOUR FUCKING WEALTH STACKS UP. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHAT MAKES A GOOD-ASS LIFE? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

NAMIB FUCKING DESERT DUNES. more>>

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masha-russia

Goblet of Fire Deleted Scene

I want to get asked out like this.

Imagine the planning that went into this. Like the Durmstrang student would have to have gone to his friends and been like, “hey lads, you know Sally? The one with the hair like the sun from the bird house? I’m going to ask her to the yule ball, and I need your help.” “Dude, just ask her.”

“No, I need to be impressive! We’re all going to walk up to her in sync, and then we’ll all bow because she’s amazing and we respect her, and it would be an /honor/ if she accepts. And then I’ll ask her, and then she says yes, and then we walk out like the power troup that we are!”

Buddies look at each other awkwardly, “okay…..”

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naidaprimera

Harry and Ron look so defeated afterward

Because they just wish they could be as coordinated as the slick guys from Durmstrang

#LAUGHS#hp#goals
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deansass
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: how do Sam and dean always get those sigils on the ceiling?? like I know Sam is tall and stuff but there's no fucking way he can reach the ceiling??? do they use a ladder??? where would they get a ladder from??? why does this happen
#laughs#spn
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