damn daniel, back at it again with the snow white hair and glowing green eyes

i will never be finished with ‘Affection Day’ 

I work at a fast food chain and since we are short on employees I get stuck on drive thru often. This woman pulls up and after ordering $52 worth of food through the drivethru with multiple large combos asks me to repeat her order twice to confirm. Each time she changes at least two things and proceeds to ask me if I’m deaf or just a moron. 

She pulls up to the window where I take her change and she asks if I’m the stupid one which I respond “sure am.” She didn’t notice while doing all of that to me I was the one making her 40oz. Large drinks; all 7 of them. See, our drink trays are flimsy when it comes to having multiple large drinks on them so we double up so the trays don’t rip. I put 3 in one tray and double up and hand them to her first. 

The second drink tray, being the moron I am, wasn’t doubled up and I somehow messed up putting the lids on all the way because when I handed them to her the tray split and when the drinks fell the lids popped off leaving her drenched in roughly 160oz. of diet coke.  I apologize profusely and offer her 2 napkins for being such a moron and forgetting to double the drinks. She asked to speak to my manager and the look on her face was worth it when I pointed to my manager tag and smiled at her. 

She got her food and drove off. I’ve never seen her again.

“so what if that book had a bad movie adaptation? it’s impossible to make a completely satisfying movie version of a book, stop complaining!”

adrien’s laugh gives me life

Me: I’m just gonna change the title of my blog, maybe change a few colours on my theme too, nothing else.

Me *three hours later*: 

Every time I see these two colors together… 💚💗 by Thomas Sanders

i bet sora’s mom checks on her son every minute after he finally came home (inspired by)

okay but lmao are we going to ignore the fact that adrien has enough upper body strength to physically lift chloe about a foot off the ground, walk holding her like she weighs nothing and then run off, not even winded? 

#like i know this is a cartoon but like #//squints loudly #where on that beanpole do you hide all that muscle boy

I’m certain that like everyone in this show just has super strength. Remember when Nino whisked Adrien off his feet and set him down to hide them both? Like dang, bros got muscle B’)

//chanting and beating fists rhythmically on table roSE LIFTING EVERYONE ROSE LIFTING EVERYONE

omg now that I think about it, Adrien isn’t the only one to carry Chloe away from trouble

@imagine-miraculousladybug

I heard that the kids at Collège Françoise Dupont have 8 packs. That the kids at Collège Françoise Dupont are shredded.

#maybe chloe is just really light because shes an air head (ahornysasuke)

Originally posted by plus-de-dimanche

imagine a REALLY sleep deprived marinette post established ladrien just work with me here and she comes into class anD SHE FUCKING FORGETS SHES NOT IN THE SUIT PECKS ADRIEN ON THE LIPS AND SITS DOWN ALYA IS LIKE ?????? :DDDDDDDD ??????????? ?????????????????????????????????? NINO IS LIKE ????????!!!!!????????!?????????? ADRIEN IS JUST ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? IT TAKES HER A FULL 20 SECONDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED

the importance of sleep (scarlet99)

imagine a REALLY sleep deprived marinette post established ladrien just work with me here and she comes into class anD SHE FUCKING FORGETS SHES NOT IN THE SUIT PECKS ADRIEN ON THE LIPS AND SITS DOWN ALYA IS LIKE ?????? :DDDDDDDD ??????????? ?????????????????????????????????? NINO IS LIKE ????????!!!!!????????!?????????? ADRIEN IS JUST ??????????????????????????????????????????????????? IT TAKES HER A FULL 20 SECONDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED

#I'm laughing a ladrien reveal WOULD happen bc Mari is sleepy (spockishot)

okay but lmao are we going to ignore the fact that adrien has enough upper body strength to physically lift chloe about a foot off the ground, walk holding her like she weighs nothing and then run off, not even winded? 

#like i know this is a cartoon but like #//squints loudly #where on that beanpole do you hide all that muscle boy

I’m certain that like everyone in this show just has super strength. Remember when Nino whisked Adrien off his feet and set him down to hide them both? Like dang, bros got muscle B’)

//chanting and beating fists rhythmically on table roSE LIFTING EVERYONE ROSE LIFTING EVERYONE

omg now that I think about it, Adrien isn’t the only one to carry Chloe away from trouble

@imagine-miraculousladybug

I heard that the kids at Collège Françoise Dupont have 8 packs. That the kids at Collège Françoise Dupont are shredded.

#THE ADMISSION REQUIREMENT TO COLLÈGE FRANÇOISE DUPONT #IS BEING ABLE TO TOSS YOUR CLASSMATES AROUND (maricles)