of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win

crazy how men can just exist and i am a carefully crafted performance piece

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

europe during the performances:

europe during the voting:

being european means disliking your own country’s entry but still getting offended when it doesn’t get votes

what is eurovision

me:

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

but I need to pee

that’s why there are ballads

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

Tonight, Europe is throwing the biggest party of the year

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/thatmarveljedi/status/994845794485366784?s=19

I’M BRETAHING IN

THE CHEMICALS

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

Chris Evans talks about his mustache pornstache

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

me: wow i love books

brain: okay so read one

me:

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

I will NEVER stop reblogging this. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do