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sophie; cis she/her, bi; 25
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Anonymous asked:

bro how do you MEET these dudes

ASJFHFK truly my friend i have met everyone online 😞 i am an inorganic girlie 😞 tinder & hinge are my go-tos tho i am not responsible for any despair they cause!! and i found mr. man on reddit actually which is absolutely insane & a lot of vetting was done before personal info was given

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you know the post that's like: one day I'll be 45 at a party and ill hear a one direction song and ill be dancing my heart out because I never learned to love anything as much as I love one direction?......... yeah.......thinking of that right now

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So I said to her Angelina I want to, I really really want to- but what about brad? Brad’s like a son to me. You’re a good man. I know, I know. *buzz* come in! One direction are here to see you. Who? One direction, they’re making their new movie, shall I send them in? Sure, I love new movies! They’re here, the real movie stars! The biggest band on the planet! You’re right they are, I love the direction. Come on guys, take a seat! Can I just say what HUGE fans we are of you guys! HUGE! Niall, Louis, Liam, Harry, zack. ..It’s Zayn. Sure, whatever you say big guy. We cannot wait for this movie, it’s gonna be the greatest movie of all time. I’m talking ACADEMY AWARDS! Emmys! Baftas! Have you ever seen Forrest Gump? Sure. Better than that! Have you seen the hangover? Yeah. Funnier than that!!! Have you seen titanic? ‘Course. Sadder than that. Sounds ok. It’s better than ok, zack, it’s award winning. We want to introduce you to our marketing guy. marcel! MARCEL! oops, hi! HERE HE IS! he’s gonna run you through some thoughts for the movie. Really nice to meet you guys, I’m a huuge fan. Cute as a button every single one of you! First scene, I’m talking massive dance number. I’m thinking 100 dancers, fireworks, the lot. Dance is just so hot right now! Hey, you know I used to be a dancer? Really? What kind? Ehh mainly tap. You got the shape for that. I want you to meet Leeroy, he’s going to be your choreographer. Leeroy hmMm! Hi boys!! Hiii!! Ok so here’s what I’m thinking, first opening number is going to be really big, staywithmecusimquitquick, 5678! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy, and Zayn pirouette, and Louis do the splits, and Liam stay exactly where you are cause you are per-fect. …we’d never do that. So that’s something for us to work on, thanks Leeroy. Now let’s look at some of the styling options for the film. Now personally, I think this one is the one. Absolutely not, we’d never wear that. Riiight, how about this one!! No. It tested really well. Never in a million years. ………. Ta daaaaaa! MAYBE ITS THE WAY SHE WALKED

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