Oscar Isaac has sexual chemistry with every person he encounters in The Last Jedi, honestly.

my school’s on campus provisions-on-demand store appears to no longer be selling pads, just tampons

y’all some of us Literally Can’t use tampons

anybody else a little irked by all the “free tampons!” and “keep a tampon in your bag in case someone around you needs one!” and tampons being the quintessential menstrual product? Is it just not common knowledge that using tampons is painful and/or impossible for some people?

I’m autistic and *very likely* have vaginismus, and I *literally* can’t use tampons because my body is so overly-sensitive. Trying quickly becomes incredibly painful.

Also some people just don’t like them or have never tried them and don’t feel good about doing so and that should be fine too???

Tampon users can take a pad in a pinch, lots of pad users really... Can't

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

More appropriate than ever that the plane is otherwise empty.

I've seen this so many times but only today I noticed the text in the bottom left saying "this is terrible and I recognize that"

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

my mom just sent me this

Come with me, friends…

To this house. Not a contemporary house, and the pentagons of those two windows on the left are a little unusual, but not particularly notable.

The sides of the steps to the front entrances are painted purple. That’s a little interesting.

Oh?

OHHHH YEEEESSSSSSS

POUR THAT PURPLE CARPET ON ME BABY (also that fireplace FUCKS)

You thought you’d bring your own furniture to this house? No. Only built-in seating covered with orange-pattered carpet in the purple living room.

This is where things start to get a little surreal to me. This house was built in 1975. But look how bright and new that carpet looks! It still matches the light fixture! And it’s in the kitchen! It looks like it was never used (weird), or that it was REPLACED recently (WEIRDER BY FAR).

This is actually a lovely bright dining space, if you can ignore the purple carpet of the living room running up against the blue carpet of the kitchen. As sometimes happens in a house.

That’s a new toilet. And that’s purple carpet in the bathroom. And a pink sink where the material reminds me of tiny independent movie theaters or hole-in the wall restaurants.

The only way to move between the three floors of this house, friends and foes. I have one drink and I’m sleeping on the orange built-in seating for my safety.

And now…pink. (And some sliding doors which I hope open onto a balcony but I don’t SEE anything like a balcony railing.)

Stepping back, I’m still having trouble interpreting this room. My best guess is that it’s the main bedroom, with a semi-public area at the top of the stairs and then this is the more private area where the bed would go. But it’s not actually walled off. The decorative light switch cover shaped like a regular house is a nice touch.

Friends…

This is a lot. I genuinely now start to think that this house was inhabited by beings that DID NOT USE BATHROOMS nor did they UNDERSTAND what bathrooms were used for. That carpet is so bright! So fluffy! It shouldn’t look that way if it’s original, and WHO WOULD HAVE MADE THIS DECISION MORE THAN ONCE??? And it. It doesn’t even match the shade of pink around the tub. And the blue tile in the tub doesn’t match anything. Th…the shower head. Is there. But there is no place to hang a curtain around the tub. IN A CARPETED BATHROOM. There are so many signs of remodeling, and yet…the bathroom is still…this. 

Non-Euclidian closet. First non-carpeted room we have seen.

I run from the non-Euclidean closet to face the stairs, which I fall down headfirst, dying instantly.

Ah, the lower level. There’s another sink in another carpeted area, but at least the built-in furniture isn’t carpeted. It’s fine.

IT’S FINE

This bedroom makes me think of dorm rooms, but from a bad alternate timeline.

This bedroom doesn’t have carpet, but rather a portal to a different alternate universe.

Your best chance for normality in this house.

At least the children’s toilet room isn’t carpeted? I’ve gotta count this as a win at this point. I’m blocking the sink and counter from my mind. I do not see it.

It’s fine. Oh THERE’S the balcony. …it has no railing. Friends and foes, I really think I’d need my balcony to have railings in this house. But I guess if you’re an incorporeal being from another dimension who loves carpet, it wouldn’t really matter.

Thank you for journeying with me. 

(Btw it sold for about $160,000.)

show no mercy [x]

Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda

the child is so funny to me because he’s a weird little gremlin with unimaginable mystic powers but he’s also basically a toddler. He can pick up a giant furry space rhino with his mind but can’t climb stairs. His only article of clothing is a dish towel that’s way too big for him and people just keep picking him up and putting him places because he’s the size of a rotisserie chicken. He gets plunked down in a cockpit or a classroom or a shrimp farm and he just goes “well, guess this is my life now.” He has killed a man but if you get tired of him you can stuff him in a sack. If you leave him unattended he wanders off to eat baby cave spiders. He has witnessed 37 murders and his primary caregiver is a heavily armed religious fundamentalist whose face he’s never seen. This kid is gonna be soooooo weird when he grows up.

Can’t leave this in the tags

realpenguinbloom: It’s a lesser known fact that us magpies can be loving and affectionate creatures. Here’s Andrew Lincoln, who stars as @cambloom, bonding with one of the film’s magpies.

After a year of not being on Tumblr, I feel it’s only right that the first post that pops up and that I share is of Andrew Lincoln smooching a cute animal.

Wishlist of a Fanfic Writer

Small, easy things you can do:

Bigger things you can do, but still pretty easy:

Biggish things you can do that will make an author very happy:

Huge, amazing, omg things you can do to make an author love you forever:

Tom Hiddleston reveals his first paying acting job. x