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EvelynnOcto

@evelynnocto / evelynnocto.tumblr.com

idiot transfem on tumblr I'm Evelynn, a 15 year old trans gal who likes doing stuff I use she/her pronouns, I like games like splatoon, terraria, ultrakill, Minecraft, and other games like those. I also draw occasionally. By the way, going forward I will no longer be answering any asks requesting that I donate or share a fundraiser, as I have gotten so many of them I have stopped caring. I want to care, but it's hard to care when I get a depressing ask every other day.
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catchymemes

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

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silverstrike

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

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cryol

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

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pollydoodles

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

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zelyks

Y’all are forgetting my favourite reaction gif

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everest81
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evelynnocto

skweezy job s is the best. Greatest dude.

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reblogged

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

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glutko

I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

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evelynnocto

I actually like these. I can't digest internet horror on my own since I'm a scaredy cat, so I look for reactions to horror, such as folks like emortalmarcus, whose reactions and analysis of the content is actually insightful and adds on to the original content!

But yeah some analysis isn't for everyone, but there is a target audience!

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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evelynnocto

Ginger ale is just so in case you barf, it doesn't taste terrible

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girlballs

70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever

call him my washing machine on saturdays the way i need to fill him up with at least three consecutive extra large loads. et cetera

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evelynnocto

to be fair tho most Tumblr users are bottoms

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fedkaczynski

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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misteryada

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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