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How do you work this damn blog thing again?
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Now that i’m actually using tumblr more (poor timing on my part, i’m gonna miss it when it’s gone) i should probably do that pinned post thing where people do their introductions in.

Hi! I’m evasiveagaric but my friends call me peepaw bc i’m the oldest and a total grandpa about technology. the only reason i’m not a professional shitposter is bc i’m not getting paid. Don’t take what i post too seriously, i sure as hell don’t and i’m just here to have fun.

That said, i post mostly art i’ve done myself on my phone about whatever’s holding my interest at the moment. Especially if my friends aren’t interested in it bc i feel bad just flooding their inboxes with my bullshit.

If you have thoughts about anything I post feel free to say ‘em as long as their not just flat out mean. Constructive criticism, while appreciated, is at my discretion to put to use.

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help whats with him clinging to shit. almost every panel he is shown theres something hes clinging to

aw fuck wait

same as it ever was its just his natural temperament without all the nurture bullshit. this is the most natural thing for him to do that he cant deny himself it because he knows b2 dirk is safe but still profusely apologizes on automatic principle because he grew up to think that anything genuine was a crime around bro/b1 dirk

really digging peoples reactions to this post

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in my kitchen doing my caliborn voice with my roomie and somehow it’s turned into caliborn being a heavy smoker and asking dirk for newports or he’s gonna kill his sister

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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

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my dad made this after i told him the joke i came up with at work :)

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reblogged

SOPOR PIE!!!

CONAIR!!!

GOT MY CAMERA READY FOR IRONIC SELFIES LATER LETS GOOOOO

IRONIC POLAROIDS taken! My dumbass put kiwi in the jello sopor pie not knowing kiwi stops gelatin from setting and now it’s becoming popsicles!!!

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reblogged

SOPOR PIE!!!

CONAIR!!!

GOT MY CAMERA READY FOR IRONIC SELFIES LATER LETS GOOOOO

IRONIC POLAROIDS taken! My dumbass put kiwi in the jello sopor pie not knowing kiwi stops gelatin from setting and now it’s becoming popsicles!!!

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