#maybe even the key to the restaurant – @evansbutnessance on Tumblr

tipping my waiter one of these and everybody in the restaurant starts beating my ass with meat cleavers and then they throw me out the restaurant like will smith in the fresh prince then the chef runs me over with his car and goes then in reverse

#bnb #if i was the waiter ill call the manager and give house mortage billions and lamborginis #maybe even the key to the restaurant