Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

harrison: *in a completely monotone voice and like he’s given up on the entire star wars franchise* bang. bang.

carrie: *actually acting* no luke, it’s too late!

harrison: *in that same monotone voice* … bang. bang.

/harrison and carrie run offstage/

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

the store

Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.

Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

Hermoine isn’t black???

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

I JUST SKKKKREAMED

Did he win

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

they frenched

so much better than Fifty Shades of Grey

where is this girl now

I honestly tbh to be completely honest I truly can’t watch this without wanting to die

It’s almost the ten year anniversary holy shit

i can’t believe it has been almost ten years since this. i wonder how they’re doing

toytowns:

Fight or Flight

hold the fuck up why’s the top of this post in the old format.

roberta!!!!!!!

she did that .

omfg 

she playin herself

No mom you don’t understand, I need to become the president of the U.S. now so I can call up the Hamilcast any day and be like “yo wanna come over for dinner?”

Carrie Fisher, on Sir Alec Guinness (via elvenesse)

I love him

I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂