Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going "please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he's probably dead in a ditch. I hate him" and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes "serves him right. here's his favorite ring"

My body is but a #john seed temple.

Sheamus deadass had someone tie him up and fake gag him for a totaldivas joke and take the pic like oh my god dude why are you like this big man!!!! He asked kalisto if he wore womens panties and liked bondage on camera once!!! I think about Sheamus alot

I will never be over the fact that Greg Bryk used his wife’s panties as a pocket square… what a fucking power move

He what now

See the pink thing? His wife’s panties. Get yourself a man like this.

Get you someone that looks at you like John Seed looks at his tattoo gun

NO ONE TOUCH ME, I’M EMOTIONAL

Two posts in one day? You lucky things. 

Pratt: hey Ro- WHAT THE FUCK!

Deputy: what’s wrong, orange you glad to see me?

He knows…

You wanna play that game

You wanna play that game

You wanna play that game

YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME

YoU W ANNa PalY tHAT GA Em

i wanna play that game