get fucked in the head

— what are we holding onto, sam?

Yeah the sex was good but did it have themes and motifs

whatever man i dont even care

unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

I hate it when my phone autocapitalizes jesus I do not respect the lord

almost as bad as when it autocapitalizes brands and countries dude you're gonna make me look like a tool in the leftist groupchat

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

Full boat, Mr. du Lac.

Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Happy birthday to a platform that has contributed to so many positive aspects of my life: real life friends, online friends, global understanding, mental health, writing inspiration, career objectives, joy in a favorite hobby, self-esteem as a writer, and license to WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞 (1/2)