START CRANKIN' IT

i folded, but etoiles in squidcraft

Baghera: We are insulting each other! :D

Jaiden: OH, ok. No, go on! Don’t let me, uh, crash the party.

Baghera: I’m saying that «Etoiles est une petite pute» [Etoiles is a little whore]

Etoiles: Yeah, Baghera «est une grosse connasse» [is a big asshole].

Baghera: Yeah!!!

Etoiles: Yeah, don’t repeat it! [Laughs]

Baghera: Repeat it! « Grosse connasse » [Big asshole]

[Baghera and Etoiles start sparring]

Jaiden: Chat, this is the friendliest PvP fight I ever seen. They're laughing and giggling and insulting each other!

(HUGE thank you to @/lmorphos for translating the French dialogue and transcribing it for me!)

[ Full transcript / Translation: ↓ ]

miscellaneus qsmp drawings i never posted

Ludwig: He can't keep doing this thing where he speaks with a cute French accent and you let him off with murder. 🙄

Etoiles: I'M NOT CUTE! I'm not cute! I'm just myself.

Everyone: ['Aww's over him] You are cute!

Cellbit: Yeah... Fofo. Fofo, fofo.

Etoiles: [Talking to his chat] He said "fofo" [Laughs] He said "cute" in Portuguese.*

compilation of Etoiles picking fights with people stronger than him and taking L's

First part stolen from his best of, go watch it it's well edited and funny

https://youtu.be/uAoo9dp1CJc?si=dQGjZF-jZAJfcRGz please watch this clip from earlier in the streams today every time i finish watching it there are tears in my eyes (you don’t need to know french for this one the vibes are enough)

QSMP related things on the Z-Event place

What a talented man for @smille-c

Protector.

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i'm so invested in this green motherfucker and what all he has going on all my homies are tired of listening to be spout off code theories

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

happy pride month from baghera and etoiles! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I posted a fan art about Bbh in this style before, now is the time to add Etoiles, finished a month ago. And here, I really, really struggled with this drawing, especially with the colors. So... I will say that it's ok like that :|

(I don't know yet if I'm going to make other characters in this style, maybe one day Baghera or Antoine)

commission for lovely @etoilesbienne wielding a scythe is the new style

this really is everything i couldve asked for & more, i just can't get over how beautiful this is ToT... tysm!!!!

commission for lovely @etoilesbienne wielding a scythe is the new style

Etoiles: Man, it's impossible to not be like, in love. That's the problem.

Ellum: The way you say "In love" is so good. "In love."

Etoiles: In love. OK, making fun of accents? Sorry to be born!

Ellum: NONONONONO—

Etoiles: Sorry to be born in South of France! 🙄😒 Sorry!

Ellum: I just- I just complimented you! I said you sound great! I said you sound great!

Etoiles: OK– [In an English accent] A little piece of paper!

Ellum: That's not what I sound like!

Foolish: [Laughs]

Etoiles: [In an accent] My name is Josh, from Birmingham–

Ellum: That's not- that's not what I sound like!!!

Etoiles: [Still in an accent] Come from Birmingham, my favorite band is the Beatles!

Foolish: [Laughing] Is that your accent?

Etoiles: I love the Beatles! Sergent (?) Pepper! [Laughs]

Ellum: Ok, ok... 😒

Foolish: The Beatles.

Etoiles: Oh, bro...

Foolish: I don't know, I- maybe, maybe we play that game instead for Ellum, I don't–

Ellum: Je suis cochon d'Inde! Je suis cochon d'Inde!

Etoiles: WTF are you saying in French? Bro, do you know what it means???

Foolish: What did Ellum–

Ellum: I said "I am guinea pig," right?

Etoiles: No, but- but like– Being 'cochon' in French is like, a pervert!

[Cellbit, Foolish, and Etoiles all crack up laughing]

Etoiles: Like, "Je suis cochon" is like– [Laughs]

Ellum: No way... I'm a monster walking! Oh my god, I'm dying. I'm–

Etoiles: Bro it's ok, man! I don't judge you, but it's not– it's not a good thing to be like, to be fair. Always w–

Ellum: Foolish is the pervert! Foolish is the pervert!

Etoiles: Always with consent!

Foolish: Whoa, whoa man– I wasn't the one declaring it loud and proud like, 10 seconds ago!