truly do not get people who only like tall men. with short men you can mash them up and put them in your pocket, which is beneficial to my on-the-move lifestyle
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to disappear at sea
i wasn't "struck" by lightning okay she touched me as gently as a lover. my heart stopped because i was so overcome with adoration. god. you really dont know anything.
Going Mad at Sea: A Packing List.
Are you planning on a nautical severance from your sanity? Here are some things to consider packing along!
Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."
having ocs is like she's my daughter. she's my power fantasy. i'm giving her everything i hate about my personality. she's a war criminal. she's never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i'm making her life miserable. who did this to her. she's unlikeable but everyone should like her. she's baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom
a shipwreck is literally a type of corpse
if i had a nickel for every time my PC in a d&d campaign I'm currently in got married for both love and the AC bonus to a beloved NPC who is a woman with a fucked up curse on her, i would have two nickels,
Leila Chatti, from "Postcard from Gone"
your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while
—a sailor's diary entry, on losing a shipmate, ca. 1834 (from Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr.)
i see a lightning bolt and i think well that's mine
i think: nothing bad will happen if i harness this earthly yet divine gift to perform otherwise unorthodox practices
the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️
Lol. Everyone in the notes freaking out like 'I live by the sea, don't jump in, it dangerous'.
Like, guys, guys, listen, you don't understand. They don't mean... They want to be... Listen, ok, I grew up on the sea, I've been through hurricanes on trawlers and gale force 9 storms crewing tallships. I've seen enormous waves absolutely destroy boats. I've been caught in riptides while scuba diving and felt the complete powerlessness of it. The sea will absolutely annihilate you, consume you, never give up your body, and not even notice.
I know the power of the sea better than most, however, I know exactly what they mean. Sometimes you see it churning with unfathomable power and all you want is to just get in the sea and have it absolutely fuckin blast you clean. Like sandblast your fuckin soul. Fuckin powerwash your bones clean. Ya know?
Can confirm, getting beat up by the ocean is a religious experience.
[insert “my wife is three feet taller than me” MBMBaM audio]
I was fortunate enough to commission Seamonster Art on Twitter to draw my D&D tempest cleric, Jasmine, and her halfling boyfriend, Devin! They did such an amazing job!