“You’re insane,” he finally says, because he is. Louis is insane. Everything he’s saying is insane. “You don’t see me over here asking you, you know, stupid things about you and Liam, now am I?”
“No, I suppose not.” Louis props his chin on his fist and stares off into the distance. “I mean, it’s probably because Liam and I write together all the time.”
“Ok, and just because you’ve done it longer means Harry and I writing together is somehow different?” Niall narrows his eyes as much as he can. Maybe if he squints hard enough Louis will just entirely disappear from his sight.
“No,” Louis says slowly. His mouth is curving in a sly grin. “Liam and I writing together is different not because of how long we’ve done it, but more because of how I’m not in love with Liam. Secretly, of course.”
-OR-
It's OTRA tour and Harry and Niall have a lot of feelings.
apparently Justin is ‘floored’ about Nelena because he never saw Niall as a threat and I’m laughing so hard because that’s also what Ed said and everyone keeps underestimating Niall while he’s out here stealing yo girls one by one
5. kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team
ok listen. I’m going to admit right now that I just spent FAR TOO MUCH TIME actually thinking about this, bc honestly, there is no world where I would kill ANY of these three, and also no world where I think any of them would be ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE in a zombie apocalypse.
but! seeing as how I have to choose, this is what I came up with:
Taylor for the zombie apocalypse team. bc I think she’s probably the most focused and very determined and cunning and would come up with really good PLANS, where as niall would be all ‘lets take a group selfie of us w all the zombies!!’ and we’d get eaten and harry would be too distracted with keeping his long flowy shirts unbuttoned and his hair tied back to be any real help.
so with taylor gone I think I’d pick Harry to betray because…lbr. between harry and niall I think harry is def the one most “LOOK! HARRY! A BEAR! THAT WAY! GO RUN!” and he’d be all :O OK NAN. SEE YOU THERE! and then run right into the pack of zombies and I could get away. I mean. I would be sad to see his pretty face eaten off! but let’s remember: this IS a zombie apocalypse.
which means I would have to KILL NIALL! and again, there is no normal universe where I would ever choose ridding the earth of niall horan’s shining light over something else, but in THIS - THIS nancy/taylor swift run zombie apocalypse, where I’ve just sacrificed Harry and his dumb, pretty, stupid face to a pack of rabid zombies - in THIS universe I ain’t got time for niall “ah ha what a laugh let me go play some golf and strum my guitar and drink a pint and have some feelings about my family and friends and country” horan. so. SORRY NIALL. I’ll make sure to bury you with a guiness and a selfie stick and I’m sure you’ll be fine.
AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS BORN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION okay okay oh my god okay I apologize for the caps lock just imagine that I am close-mouthed screaming to myself as I’m writing this
Okay first off: They come from the same tiny town in Ireland. Like, two people in the same industry who have made huge names for themselves from the same tiny little town! So tiny in fact that NIALL’S DAD is BRESSIE’S BUTCHER. Like, they’ve become like family friends.
Bressie actually REACHED OUT to Niall when things first started getting crazy for him and TOOK HIM UNDER HIS WING and told him if he ever needed to get away from it all, he could take him away to a pub where no one would care about his celebrity status and he could just get a pint in peace. Also the fact that they both deal with anxiety and thereby can talk to each other about that BUT I DIGRESS
Niall actually CAME TO BRESSIE with a BROKEN GUITAR and asked him to TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY let me reiterate BRESSIE HELPED NIALL LEARN GUITAR I don’t know if you can understand how I feel about this but it involves FURIOUSLY SHREDDING NAPKINS AND A LOT OF THROWING MYSELF DRAMATICALLY AT THE GROUND
They are also a part of the friend group called London Irish Crew with Eoghan McDermott and Laura Whitmore and others and they are SQUAD AF and are the cutest
Bressie also gets SUPER PROTECTIVE of Niall and in multiple interviews as gotten VERY DEFENSIVE of 1D and Niall in particular and standing up for them against reporters who talk shit and it is all very adorable and makes me TURN TO DUST
Aside from the history of it all lets look at some facts:
Bressie is 13 years older than Niall HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Bressie is also about 6’6” tall which is ALMOST a full foot taller than Niall WHICH IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOT ON FIRE
BRESSIE OWNS THIS PICTURE FRAME AND CLEARLY PRINTED OUT THIS PICTURE FROM THE INTERNET TO PUT IN IT
~*~*~*~*FRIENDS~*~**~*~ ahahahahahah DROPKICK ME INTO SPACE
There is so much more but I am in SEVERE PHYSICAL DISTRESS AT THIS POINT NESSIE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THE VERY MOST THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS I HOPE YOU AREN’T REGRETTING YOUR DECISION
Specifically, I have a problem with the way Niall relates to his physical space, at home, and how human and real and immediate it is. Like. I think about Harry “I have no food” Styles or Louis “welcome to my weird mansion”...
all right by a SHOW OF HANDS if I were to try and do a kind of Nessie fic exchange/writing/prompt type THING would anyone be interested? PLS ASK AROUND.
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