Welp. This Is (still) A Thing Now. Again.

i have friends who dont understand why niall + bressie is so important can you please assist me in enlightening them

AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS BORN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION okay okay oh my god okay I apologize for the caps lock just imagine that I am close-mouthed screaming to myself as I’m writing this

Okay first off: They come from the same tiny town in Ireland. Like, two people in the same industry who have made huge names for themselves from the same tiny little town! So tiny in fact that NIALL’S DAD is BRESSIE’S BUTCHER. Like, they’ve become like family friends.

Bressie actually REACHED OUT to Niall when things first started getting crazy for him and TOOK HIM UNDER HIS WING and told him if he ever needed to get away from it all, he could take him away to a pub where no one would care about his celebrity status and he could just get a pint in peace. Also the fact that they both deal with anxiety and thereby can talk to each other about that BUT I DIGRESS

Niall actually CAME TO BRESSIE with a BROKEN GUITAR and asked him to TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY let me reiterate BRESSIE HELPED NIALL LEARN GUITAR I don’t know if you can understand how I feel about this but it involves FURIOUSLY SHREDDING NAPKINS AND A LOT OF THROWING MYSELF DRAMATICALLY AT THE GROUND 

They are also a part of the friend group called London Irish Crew with Eoghan McDermott and Laura Whitmore and others and they are SQUAD AF and are the cutest

Bressie also gets SUPER PROTECTIVE of Niall and in multiple interviews as gotten VERY DEFENSIVE of 1D and Niall in particular and standing up for them against reporters who talk shit and it is all very adorable and makes me TURN TO DUST

Aside from the history of it all lets look at some facts:

Bressie is 13 years older than Niall HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Bressie is also about 6’6” tall which is ALMOST a full foot taller than Niall WHICH IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOT ON FIRE

BRESSIE OWNS THIS PICTURE FRAME AND CLEARLY PRINTED OUT THIS PICTURE FROM THE INTERNET TO PUT IN IT 

~*~*~*~*FRIENDS~*~**~*~ ahahahahahah DROPKICK ME INTO SPACE

There is so much more but I am in SEVERE PHYSICAL DISTRESS AT THIS POINT NESSIE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THE VERY MOST THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS I HOPE YOU AREN’T REGRETTING YOUR DECISION

You can also refer to my Nessie tag HERE

#NESSIESQUAD