Welp. This Is (still) A Thing Now. Again.

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

my favorite comment ever

“Triple H has managed to put together an all-time dream card for Takeover Dallas, completely overshadowing a Wrestlemania…..that he’s headlining. Triple H just buried Triple H.“

You’ve been warned…

Lmaooooo

Dead

I hate y'all

BUWHAHA

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

this isn’t the dog park

This is the most important thing I’ve seen in a while

director: so the video is actually going to be completely black and whi-

harry:

Nick texted harry for tickets to 1d :)

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

In over NINE HOURS nobody at 1DHQ has noticed that this tweet’s off by an entire day and deleted it, but I’m supposed to believe management is capable of masterminding a gigantic conspiracy? k

Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!”

and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!” 

when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just

Harry taping up the bottom of his shoes so he won’t slip (08.01)

they’re on one of the top grossing tours EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD he has a wardrobe department literally what reason could there be for him doing this on stage no wonder william h macy was mad.

she said RT if you’d lick it clean he said never in your wildest dreams

x

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class