eepy tbh

go take an eepy seepy you seelee head

will this get rid of the eepy?

Yea

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

youre not allowed to kill yourself yet because it's a saturday and the air is warm with spring. Sorry

for everyone saying it's still cold. youre not allowed to kill yourself yet because it's a saturday and the air is chilly with winters goodbye hug. Sorry

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This is an official petition directly on the Parliament of Australia's website.

Petition EN4863 - Allowing asylum for individuals with non-conforming in traditional gender identities

If sucessful, this could potentially begin the process to make Australia a place for transgender, nonbinary, gender non-conforming and other individuals to legally seek asylum, protecting them from anti-trans laws and legislation in their home country.

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Why rickrolling is problematic

The post got a bit long so I put it under a readmore. This is important, please read

Keep reading

this post is going around again today for some reason i’m glad people are spreading awareness

My favorite thing about hobbits is how no other race has any idea how they work so they can just… bullshit their way through literally anything? Bilbo turns invisible and the dwarves just go “Yeah sounds about right, Gandalf did say they’re very sneaky” and don’t guess about the Ring. Frodo gets stabbed by a troll spear and survives unharmed and Aragorn goes “Oh right, hobbits are supposed to be resilient, that checks out. Very impressive!” and nobody thinks to ask if he’s got perhaps some kind of armor. I need to know what the line is. How weird does a hobbit need to get before they get called out??

I’d also like to point out the possibility that hobbits, who pride themselves in being so normal, might actually be the closest thing Middle-Earth has to faerie? Most people of most races are likely to never meet one, and if they do, they won’t understand how they work except that they seem to have vague powers that only show up randomly as needed. Like yeah, Galadriel is scary, but the world at large knows 5 hobbits and they all seem capable to handle dragons, wraiths, wizards and the armies of Mordor and Isengard and live to tell the tale. Can anything kill a hobbit? Unclear!

He learned his lesson

Nah you guys don’t get it. For all that Gandalf complained about Pippin, he better than anyone else knew that Pippin was absolutely crucial. Pippin accomplishes a very impressive feat: not only does he manage to see something in the palantír (most hobbits would perceive nothing, as these stones were designed for use by high elves), but he manages to close his mind against Sauron. That is a seriously impressive feat of ósanwë given Pippin’s youth and almost total inexperience. The only clue Sauron manages to glean from the meeting with Pippin is that he is in Meduseld: which Pippin probably did not even directly give to him. Pippin did not tell Sauron his name, so Sauron is led to believe that Pippin is Frodo. I remind you, in the books, the Good Guys manage to trick Sauron, by making him believe that Aragorn has claimed the One Ring. They can only do that because of Pippin’s ridiculous feat of ósanwë. Far from sabotaging the mission, he is the one who allows it to succeed (albeit, not on purpose). This is why Sauron doesn’t think anything is fishy when Aragorn wins the Battle of the Pelennor Fields by controlling ghosts: that would be consistent with the idea that he is using the One Ring. Which Sauron believes that Pippin brought to him. This is why Sauron pulls out his old “play nice and weak” card from his Númenor days. He first of all believes that Aragorn is a lot more powerful than he actually is, and secondly thinks that the Ring is beginning to affect him.

He should perhaps have remembered that Aragorn is named for Fingolfin. Fingolfin’s mother-name, Arakáno, would properly be translated to Sindarin as “Aragorn”. Most people would not show up to an enemy fortress with an army they knew was far too small, and start a battle they knew they would lose. But Fingolfin famously did exactly that.

When you read the line “fool of a Took!” It is important to understand that in the context of Gandalf calling himself a fool on several occasions. Galadriel too sees beyond the veneer of foolish naivety in Pippin. She gives him and Merry belts that almost definitely were once her brothers’. A golden flower on a gift from Galadriel can only be a golden lily, the sigil of the House of Finarfin. Galadriel, while all hell was breaking loose in Tirion, raided her brothers’ rooms and took their belts from when they were little kiddos, hauled them across the Helcaraxë, and then held onto them for three Ages before giving them to two hobbits she just met. Merry, of course, is comparable to Angrod and Aegnor: his great deed is done in a moment of beserk rage, and it is a feat of strength. This then implies that she is comparing Pippin to Finrod. That’s one hell of a complement coming from Galadriel: but as I just pointed out, entirely warranted. Pippin manages to reproduce Finrod’s feat of radio silence, in the face of torture by Sauron. Which again, is extremely impressive given that Pippin is far younger and less experienced than Finrod was.

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cant stand him !!!!!!!

Just letting you know, I have no intention of stabbing you 23 times on the Ides of March

self isolating to cope is great until you look up one day and years have passed and you realise no one knew you when you were 18 or 19 or 20 or 21 and now they never will

the great thing about un-isolating yourself is that you can literally start making friends whenever you want, and most people will continue to do so through the rest of their lives. you will meet new people at 28 and 37 and 43 and 56 and 61 and 72 and 85 and 94 who will love you.

you will spend the rest of your life meeting people who will love you.

I’m always curious how Gandalf, who has grown used to how effective smacking rulers heads together until they FIGURE IT OUT is in middle earth, transitions back to being a minor Maia with maybe a little hero-status in Valinor. 

Like, the Valar are objectively BAD at managing the Eldar, if any of the Eldar are making decisions based on… being people and having normal emotions and stuff, and not blind obedience to divine rule. Gandalf is objectively FANTASTIC at managing people who think he’s just a nuisance, let alone a virtual god.

So I imagine Gandalf returning to the lands ruled by his fellow Ainur, who he of course loves and respects, and CRINGING at the way they phrase certain things, or expect elves to just understand the reason for this decision or that, and straight up not dealing with people questioning them. Like hopefully they’ve improved since the first age, but honestly what are the odds?

And Gandalf (Olorin I guess, but no. Gandalf.) Actually owes the Valar loyalty and fealty. He’s not a concerned third party who is secretly an emmissary from the gods anymore. Calling out his superiors is slightly more precarious for him personally than it was on Middle Earth.

I still think he’d do it, I just imagine there would be a lot of internal screaming while he lays everything out respectfully and patiently, two things he is not good at.

And oh yes, he brought Bilbo as a “companion for Frodo” and “to meet the subjects of his historical writings” and “to heal from the effects of the ring,” definitely.

Definitely not because Bilbo showed aptitude at cutting through bullshit and saying what needs to be said no matter how high and mighty the person he’s talking to is.

I imagine Gandalf just shaking his head at Manwe being like “Can’t believe he talked to you like that boss. What can you do, he’s a heroic old hobbit, they don’t have filters, very unfortunate. He did make some good points though if we could just discuss…” and then he turns around and subtly gives Bilbo a thumbs up.

Gandalf packed his two best problem solving hobbits when he went home. Frodo genuinely needs to recover, but the moment Bilbo’s mind gets back to being as sharp as it ever was (I imagine this is inevitable in a land of perfect memory) he is ABSOLUTELY going to be strategically and gleefully deployed by Gandalf. And he’s going to be 100% aware and pretend to be annoyed but be utterly delighted.

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

two hours before I get my bragging rights.

HAHA GET FUCKED YOU CAVEMEN