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The Rabbit Hole

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~They/Them or He/Him pronouns~ Other Names: Ren, Glitch (I'll fix the VI later)
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i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

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I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

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adamsmasher

in case anyone was curious, here’s how it went down here in Philadelphia the moment he was introduced to the world

Us: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Everyone else: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Us: “how DARE you, fuck you, gritty is antifa and also our hero. he’s been here since before our ancestors descended from the trees and he’ll be here long after the earth is dead and barren and if you EVER talk shit about our prodigal son we will throw a sheet cake in your face, instantly killing you.”

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biglawbear

Also isn’t his official lore that they found him in a sealed chamber while building the stadium and this timeless being just stuck around

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skotoseme

palestinian girl on the qanun with her father on the oud playing the italian resistance song “bella ciao” in solidarity with the people of italy

From the Wikipedia article about this song:

Bella ciao” (Italian pronunciation: [ˈbɛlla ˈtʃaːo]; “Goodbye beautiful”) is an Italian protest folk song that originated in the hardships of the mondina women, the paddy field workers in the late 19th century who sang it to protest against harsh working conditions in the paddy fields of North Italy. The song was modified and adopted as an anthem of the anti-fascist resistance by the Italian partisans between 1943 and 1945 during the Italian Resistance, the resistance of Italian partisans against the Nazi German forces occupying Italy, and, during the Italian Civil War, the Italian partisan struggle against the fascist Italian Social Republic and its Nazi German allies. Versions of “Bella ciao” are sung worldwide as an anti-fascist hymn of freedom and resistance.

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we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials

Transcript:

Brad: Hi, I’m brad!

Chad: And I’m Chad!

Thad: And I’m Thad.

Brad: And welcome to—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—

All three: Consent.

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Can I slap your ass?

Chad: Absolutely!

Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Can I slap your ass?

Thad: Absolutely Not!

Chad: I respect your decision!

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.

Thad: Consent is: freely given,

Chad: Reversible,

Brad: Informed,

Thad: Enthusiastic,

Chad: And specific!

Brad: Thanks for tuning into—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Chad: Nice cock!

Brad: Nice cock!

Thad: Nice cock!

All three: Nice cock!

THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW

Beautiful.

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rheevalka

I CAN’T! I GENUINELY CAN’T!

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anyskin

Incredible colorised footage from 1929 of construction workers on the Chrysler Building in New York.

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saurs4thtry

I’m just impressed that it has audio

If you wanted solid, definitive proof that the past did, in fact, happen, here it is.

I’m surprised the structure was able to support the weight of every set of BRASS FUCKING BALLS on all of those construction workers. Pre-safety gear/OCEA was wilding man.

The Chrysler Building had zero fatalities during construction. But the osha violations hurt my soul

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niktav

i like how casually they all talk about falling like it’s an inconvenience rather than a deadly situation

Friendly note that if you listen, you can hear them refer to themselves as “local 60.”

These are union men.

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