I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here
It’s so chaotic I love it
just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design
are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?
in case anyone was curious, here’s how it went down here in Philadelphia the moment he was introduced to the world
Us: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Everyone else: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Us: “how DARE you, fuck you, gritty is antifa and also our hero. he’s been here since before our ancestors descended from the trees and he’ll be here long after the earth is dead and barren and if you EVER talk shit about our prodigal son we will throw a sheet cake in your face, instantly killing you.”
Also isn’t his official lore that they found him in a sealed chamber while building the stadium and this timeless being just stuck around
