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eurovision hypeeeee

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it's most likely for the best that the most neutral country of the continent won

ngl I'm still a bit bummed that the juries decided the winner again

however congratulations to Switzerland for their first win since Céline Dion in 1988! ✨

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ok, so can we agree that we have not one, but three esc winners this year???

🇨🇭 Switzerland - overall winner

🇭🇷 Croatia - televote winner

🇳🇱 Netherlands - people's hearts winner

and I think it's beautiful

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It's honestly amusing to me how this year Sweden kept making fun of Käärijä, how they kept the "haha, imagine Finland would've won last year, then there'd be milkmaids, Moomins and Käärijä as interval acts, wouldn't that be crazy" attitude for both semis and the final, and then proceeded to give us these absolute bangers of interval acts:

1. A song about EBU's spoke person wanting to bang Martin Österdahl (paired with continious booing from the crowd lmao).

2. Loreen, singing two different songs which sound completely the same, with the most hideous staging on Earth (I'm sorry, Loreen fans, but it looked like she got stuck in the dentist's chair).

3. Creepy AI (?) ABBA holograms. Sorry once again, but they were hard to look at, I'm glad they weren't there for long.

You know what? I WISH there were milkmaids, Moomins and Käärijä. That would've been really fun.

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gartazi

I'm okay with Switzerland winning

Croatia should have won without the stupid jury vote

Also if you voted for Israel, kindly pour cement over your own feet and visit the bottom of a lake please...

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lunlumo

they have, like, no bad angle. and that was a lot of angles

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hmm i wonder why. maybe it's because we know actual war and what it's like to be the suppressed side in a bloody conflict

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dicttheo

BAMBIE CROWNING NEMO??? I'M LIVING. TWO ENBY LEGENDS UGH LOVE

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peachy-lutin

It turns out the real winner of Eurovisin was the male nudity we saw along the way

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It's not the first time Eurovision has needed an exorcism, but I think it is the first time it has gotten one live on stage

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