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@griffon-gal submitted:
"I guess I didn't know that Lucifer was a 'sexy' woman and that armor bras in the shapes of hands that just hold on to your nipples were still a thing."
I guess if you were like a demon or necromancer or whatever she is, you might use your powers to give your breasts some skeletal support after you vacuum-seal them into into your plastic mini-dress.
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
@encephalopoda submitted:
Would you believe me if I were to tell you that this was meant to be POSEIDON, and that this isn't even the worst of this game's "redesigns"? (Art from Idle Angels: Goddess' Warfare, Neorigin Games Global)
I think a version of this image has been submitted to EG before from a previous Idle Angels game but this one's higher resolution and I never noticed that you can see both her buttcheeks behind her there. She looks like some sort of elaborate bottle-opener or something.
It's time for another caption contest! Caption this ad from Idle Angels!
You can either caption it however you want, or caption it with a funny coupon code you think fits the image. Best captions win!
The contest will run for 2 weeks to the end of the month. You can submit your captions here by commenting/reblogging/messaging me, commenting on the EG website, or by email!
Good luck everybody!
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2023/03/31/april-caption-contest-aggressive-furniture-saleswoman
It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the April caption contest! We got a LOT of entries this month and they were all really good so it was hard to choose winners.
P J Evans: Ow, her back and elbows!
Shay Guy: My low-brain entry: "No, this is Patrick."
Leak: Relaxing on the couch without a couch? Ouch.
@mabelsguidetolife: when you’re too heavy for your horse and their back looks like this
@fioledarsenic: Pussy facing the world........
@differenttriumphdragon: The Code translates to "please call me an ambulance"
@turbo-toast: Family Guy "that time I forgot how to sit down" joke, but make it sexy
@faunusroman: She certainly is eternally idle and now with the angels.
@sowhatnotcreative: "Suntanning the anus - it gives you all the vitamins you need!"
@hotdogswithmenacingauras: Enter code “sunrise” for 20% off my early morning perineum sunning yoga class. Start your day off right with a dose of vitamin D on your B… hole.
@anna-neko: suns out, guns out! ... no wait... suns out.. buns out? Something's out, alright?
@anna-neko: Hope it's alright thought of a second thing - Either the ad tagline or secret code: Come fall "ass over head" with us
@cutlassopinions: Code: SunbleachingMyAsshole
@liichkiing: Hey, can you maybe tan somewhere else? The neighbors have given up on asking politely, and now there's cops at the door. I don't know if you can be arrested for public indecency if you're technically in our apartment, but I can't afford to pay rent on my own.
@247reader: You can’t grow a tail without meticulous sunning of the rear.
@skoomapipe: Today's yoga pose is what we call the "indecisive cat"
@mauesartetc: It's customary for deer women to moon the gods as gratitude for their bounty.
@roisu: This is a code: code red
@traycakes: "10 things to know before you take up 'Perineum Sunning'"
@thequietestlilbucket: DragonGirlNeedsAChiropractor, valid for one myth noodle spine adjustment
@scarm: When your parents come into your room right after you climbed back in so you have to play it off somehow
@lalonde-garden: "Shit! I dropped my tablet pen"
@mosqlarva: “Oh hi. Let me explain…no that would take too long. Let me sum up. I was by getting ready my cosplay of Disney Princess Bambi and noticed one of the lights was crooked. But when I got up on the table I tripped on my pleats. I think I broke something in my spine? Maybe? Any chance you could call an ambulance? ‘K thanks? (Do my antlers still look okay? OMG they took *forever* to get right let me tell you!)”
@sarielgrace: Have you ever wondered "Huh, I should be a snake and slither"
@saintjustitude: She's trying to seduce Zeus. Or [insert horny god of choice].
It was really hard for me to pick 3 winners because the entries all made me laugh, but alas I have to, so here are my 3 favourites:
Third place goes to: @mosqlarva
Second place goes to: @cutlassopinions
As usual, the winners get to pick from the prizes in reverse order. If you're in first place, you only need to tell me the game you want, if you're in second place please message me with 2 games you want in order of preference and you'll get the one available, if you're in third place please message me with 3 games in order of preference. The prizes available are the following games on Steam: Beholder 2, Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Still Life, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Main Assembly, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, Rage in Peace, and Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos.
It's also fine to decline a prize if you just wanted to participate for fun!
Thank you everybody so much for participating and for being so creative!
Please stay tuned in the future for another contest!
It's time for another caption contest! Caption this ad from Idle Angels!
You can either caption it however you want, or caption it with a funny coupon code you think fits the image. Best captions win!
The contest will run for 2 weeks to the end of the month. You can submit your captions here by commenting/reblogging/messaging me, commenting on the EG website, or by email!
Good luck everybody!
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2023/03/31/april-caption-contest-aggressive-furniture-saleswoman
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Maybe it's a bad idea to interrupt angels on their idle time since we're clearly waking them up before they're fully dressed.
Also the angel on the furthest right is in an Escher Girls Triple Crown post (boobs, butt, and cameltoe), so that's unfortunate.
(Promo images for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games, submitted by anonymous)
I assume her legs are doing the weird rubbery thing because we clicked "nothing" so they're fading out of existence.
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games, submitted by @haveievermentioned)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2023/03/26/legs-are-very-passe-season
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/video/2021/12/02/weird-ad-weirder-suggestive-censorship
loverofmythology submitted:
Saw this gross ad on YouTube, the whole ad is just as bad and he keeps talking about *the level of detail* and I'm just 🤮
I guess we need a tag for misleading censorship now with the way those clouds over Gaia are trying to imply she's doing something naughty under them (and over the Earth?? Insert your preferred weather-related joke here.) Also, despite the ad's suggestion, the suggestiveness in the ad is surprisingly tame given some of the other mobile ads out there. At least this one isn't promising us an orgy. xD
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2021/11/16/idling-boobs-and-butt-pose-runaway-butt
She's idling so hard her leg and butt cheek are sliding off from boredom.
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2021/11/13/detached-angel-butt
submitted by anonymous
She's a classical biblical angel, the kind with like a billion eyes and stuff. In her case, her divine body horror is her butt is glued to the side of her torso.
(Promotional art for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2021/10/31/when-angels-are-idle-they-take-their-legs-rest
I think that skirt is so tight it disconnected her legs from the rest of her body. D:
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2021/10/25/tfw-your-stockings-are-superglued-ground
submitted by anon
It sucks when somebody does the "superglue on your stockings" prank and you're not stuck to the floor and have to swivel around calling for help. ):
(Screenshot of Idle Angels, Mujoy Games)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2021/07/22/idle-angel-energetic-breasts
rilesjellybean submitted:
A YouTube ad for Idle Angels. The purple outfit grabbed my attention and then I realized what was happening on the chest...
When your body is idling but your breasts are on their 15th cup of coffee.
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy PTE Ltd.)
Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2021/02/28/melting-jetstream-fishgirl
cordilon submitted:
This idle angel seems to be begging for the sweet release of death
Besides that she's rubberizing in front of our eyes, I'm having a hard time not seeing that piece of her dress as like a jetstream shooting out of her butt. So now you all have to see it too.
(Ad for Idle Angels, Mujoy PTE Ltd.)
