"What are you doing? Focus on the bad guy!"

"I TOLD you, I can twerk and shoot at the same time! Trust me! 360 no scope!"

(Cover of Inferno: The Dream Eater Saga #1, Zenescope Entertainment, submitted by anonymous)

November 2024 Caption Contest!

Caption it!

What are they doing? What are they saying? What's going on? It can be a short narration, dialogue, music lyrics, even a small story if you want. Be creative! Be funny!

If you need names for your captions, the blonde one is Avengelyne and the dark-haired one is Ravyn, but feel free to make up your own if it fits your idea.

I'll run the contest for 2 weeks, closing at the end Friday, November 22, and announce the winners on Sunday, November 24!

As usual winners can get their choices of Steam codes I have lying around, but you can also just participate for fun!

Good luck everybody!

(Cover of Avengelyne: Bad Blood #2, Avatar Press)

I've never actually read Avengelyne: Bad Blood before, just seen the covers submitted to this blog, so I decided to check it out and wow is it something.

Not just Avengelyne being in a terrifyingly painful boobs and butt pose that looks like her butt just came right off her body, but all the fighting scenes look so static also.  It doesn't help that everybody just looks mildly fussed by everything when I think they're supposed to look angry. It's like the opposite of pornface, it's boredface.

And when she stabs Ravyn at the end, it doesn't look like she stabbed her as much as she's pretending to stab her in that playfight way where you just push the sword behind their body to give the illusion that it went through. xD

(Panels from Avengelyne: Bad Blood #2, Avatar Press)

Yay more Jade Warriors. >_>

This is the visual analogue of a wall of noise.  I can barely process what's going on to even note like... all the rubber anatomy and boobs and butts and how one of the girls is turning into a potato in the top right panel of the first image.

Also those sound effects just adding to the clutter in the 2nd image.  My head hurts. x_x

(Panels from Jade Warriors #1, Image Comics & Red Giant Entertainment, submitted by anonymous)

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So, remember that awkward bent Shi sleeping panel that was repurposed for the Threshold: Allure panel in a previous post?

Well, while reading Avengelyne: Bad Blood to source a submission, I discovered that isn't the only time art from Avengelyne has shown up again in Threshold: Allure, because that awkward awkward fighting scene in Threshold Allure that's been on this blog before was apparently originally from Avengelyne! It's almost exactly the same with some details changed, you can even see how the pink girl's socks/bottoms are just reversed so that instead of having pink leggings and bare calves, she has pink socks and bare thighs, even the asymmetry is exactly the same. 

Boundless Comics is an imprint of Avatar Press, so they have the rights to the art and I assume just wanted to reuse it with some editing (as has been mentioned to me, you can see in the Shi one what looks like the narration boxes edited out, so likely it's not redone from the pencils but edited working from the published page), but it's just amusing to me that it's happened twice where something on this blog has shown up again in a different comic that's also been on this blog. 

It's also kind of wild because the Avengelyne panels actually make more sense, or at least the final one does where Avengelyne's sword is in front of her friend (girlfriend?)'s sword blocking it instead of behind it like in the Threshold: Allure panel. Also, I think it's impressive when of the two, Avengelyne has the more normal looking outfit.

(Fighting panels from Avengelyne: Bad Blood #0, Avatar Press and Threshold: Allure #0, Boundless Comics; Sleeping pose panels from Avengelyne/Shi #1, Avatar Press and Threshold: Allure #1, Boundless Comics)

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And as promised, here's part 2 of gratuitous butt shots from Justice League of America vol. 2, this time starring Black Canary.  First, there's her being shot in the back with the obligatory butt shot.  But also, I love that the scene appears to have been set up for her to bring her own chair simply so that she can sit in in backwards and we can see her butt from behind instead of blocked by a chair backing. xD

I guess it could be worse, it could be Samuree. Oh comics, never change.

(Panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25 & #27, DC Comics)

So I was going through Justice League of America vol. 2 trying to source something, and, yes, I know who the artist is, so it should be no surprise that every single panel is a butt shot of the women, but it's still very funny how out of the way some of the panels go. Especially in like the first picture where Batman and Superman are standing facing forward while all the women are conveniently positioned with their ahem backs facing us.

Then there's the second picture which is not just an excuse to show Wonder Woman's butt twice, but also it's done in a very confusing way where she's flying from the bottom in the top panel below Superman, but then in the bottom panel she appears to be coming from the top and is higher than Superman.  Also breaking the 180 degree rule makes the position of everybody in the scene so confusing from panel to panel.

Anyway, enjoy the Wonder Butts. Tomorrow there will be another gratuitous butt from the same run. >_>

(Cover from Justice League of America vol. 2 #18 and panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #17 & #18, DC Comics)

Bloodrayne's like "When they said I could be a twisted vampire, this isn't what I had in mind."

(Cover of Bloodrayne: Tokyo Rogue #3, Digital Webbing)

Happy beginning of Halloween Week, here's boobs, butt, and a spider!

I was gonna say Anansi's a perv for webbing Vixen up in a boobs and butt pose, but actually his point of view would be the opposite, her breasts and butt would be turned away from him, so maybe he's like an anti-perv.  He's like "actually I don't want to see boobs and butt at all, let's twist them both away from me." Very considerate for the audience though. >_>

(Panel from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25, DC Comics)

And as a follow up to yesteryday's post, @getintheboxsteven also provided us a bonus video of the 270 degree bend girl in her "normal" appearance where she's apparently a very fluffy Tetris block.  I guess it makes sense with the weight of her chest, but ow. D:

extreme Fallout voice Nikke. Nikke never changes.

(Clip from Goddess of Victory: Nikke, Shift Up Corp)

After I posted the Goddess of Victory: Nikke picture a couple days ago which I said looked like a bowling ball on top of a joystick, @getintheboxsteven helpfully provided a video version of the character and what she looks like in movement, and it's even more disturbing. o_o;;;

Just ow, all the body pains. ;-;

(Clip from Goddess of Victory: Nikke, Shift Up Corp.)

He's like "Restricted area! There's been a terrible accident with the waifu exhibit. We're not done putting her back together yet! Come back later!"

(Official Art from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Sunrise, submitted by anonymous)

Namor's like "pose me like on of your French girls!" and Sue's like "already ahead of you, honey!" and Reed is like "honey is produced through the regurgitation and enzymatic activity in bees!" and Ben is like "for a guy so smart you can be so clueless." And then the sea creature guy is like "can we all please focus on fighting me?!"

Anyway, seriously though I do like this art style despite some of the awkward poses.

(Cover of Les 4 Fantastiques #34, Marvel Comics, submitted by anonymous)

TFW you get menaced/seduced by (armored?) blow up dolls.  Is this what it's like in the Toy Story world when people aren't around in the adult toy store?

This must be the four circles that yesterday's post educated us about.

(Page from Soul Saga #2, Top Cow Productions & Image Comics)

Transcript of the word bubble for screenreaders and those curious what it says:

The more I see of this girl, the more I'm convinced that she has magnets in her ass that always draw it toward the audience viewpoint. Like regardless of what position her torso is in, her ass will just shift towards us.

Alternatively, like I speculated last time, maybe her butt is just tidally locked with us.  

(Official art from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Sunrise, submitted by anonymous)

Since it's the first full week of October, let's celebrate the spooky month with Red Riding Hood as some sort of barely held together sexy zombie (I assume).

(Cover of Grimm Fairy Tales Legacy #1, Zenescope Entertainment)