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Float like a butterfly, sting like a WTF? Check out the official site at EscherGirls.com! A blog to archive and showcase the prevalence of certain ways women are depicted in illustrated pop media, such as how women are posed, drawn, distorted, and/or sexualized out of context, often in ridiculous ways that sacrifice storytelling. contact: [email protected] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ami_angelwings Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/amiangelwings Mastodon: [email protected] Please read submitting and commenting guidelines (sidebar) before doing either.
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The more I see of this girl, the more I'm convinced that she has magnets in her ass that always draw it toward the audience viewpoint. Like regardless of what position her torso is in, her ass will just shift towards us.

(Official art from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Sunrise, submitted by anonymous)

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I was going through the archives to find posts for the "best of Escher Girls" anniversary special and ended up finding a lot of "Soul Saga" submissions from the very beginning of this blog (2011) that I had to fix up and source and I found an extended version of one of the covers so I thought this would be a perfect collection to showcase, especially since a lot of people didn't see the posts back when they were put up.

So, first off, we have the infamous "neverending pelvis" cover that started the tag.  It's... very confusing and kind of horrifying.  

But also, there's an extended version of the cover, featuring a very angry and pouty grey elf(?) girl who, understandably, doesn't look pleased to be squeezed into a bustier 20x too small for her and apparently superglued to her nipples.

At least her crotch isn't being sucked into a singularity, so that's something right.

Then we have another variant with a blonde princess(?) being saved by a guy which looks less like he's saving a person and more like he just stole a life-size statue given her lower torso and legs looking more like a statue base than legs.  Also why does everybody in this space fantasy future only wear little cheese triangles that cover the bottoms of their breasts.  I guess they're future space bras with special anti-grav tech.

And finally, we have warrior space princess(?) who apparently cannot fight without having her butt facing the enemy, and whose powers emanate from her breast and butt flesh because I guess that's why she has to wear the little battle pasties and a painfully pulled up metal(?) battle thong?  Ouch.  So painful to even think about.  Also cold.

This sci-fi future seems very uncomfortable for women.

Anyway, the links in the above link to the original posts if you want to see those too.  I hope everybody enjoyed this retrospective on some of the earliest stuff posted on Escher Girls and thank you for reading! (I can't believe it's already been 13 years)

(Variant Covers of Soul Saga #1, panel from Soul Saga #2, Top Cow Productions & Image Comics)

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TFW You're Buried In Sand And Left To Die While Girls Play Volleyball Over You

I was watching a video about unlicensed NES games and I saw this cover, which the video creator described as "definitely winning the horniest NES cover award".  He also wondered what your perspective would have to be to be looking up at them like this, and remarked that the way they drew the net makes it seem like the net is just an infinite ring around the Earth, which is a pretty funny mental image.

Anyway, I think it's clear that what happened here is we're a peeping tom and was stabbed by the girls and buried to die at high tide, and they're celebrating by playing beach volleyball over our dying body, giving us one more view of boobs and butt before our inevitable end.

That or we're a crab. A very horny crab.

(Cover of Venice Beach Volleyball, American Video Entertainment)

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Josh Figgins submitted:

"Screenshot from the anime Manyuu Hikenchou. Taking place in a fictional version of ancient Japan where a woman’s breast size denotes her place in society, the anime is a parody of the trend in Japanese media where a character’s plot relevance is related to her cup size. And in the grand tradition of Japanese satire it takes all the related fan service tropes and dials them so high “11” is a distant memory. Honestly this is probably one of the few screenshots from this show even remotely Tumblr-safe. And I didn’t even get into how the main character can use ninja magic to redistribute booby-mass, mostly into herself by mistake."

Well, good for her, she's moving up in society!  If you show breasts, butt, and your panties at the same time, do you move up even more?  Is that like their societal version of being a billionaire or something?  Because in that case, she's at the very top!

Incidentally, Wikipedia says the title literally translates to "Magic Breast Secret Sword Scroll" which sounds accurate.  Truth in advertising.

(Screenshot from Manyuu Hikenchou/Manyu Scroll, Hoods Entertainment)

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I don't even know if the "battle bikini" tag qualifies here.  This is more like battle pasties? Paramilitary pasties? Combat modesty duct-tape?  It looks like an uncomfortable time, regardless.

Also, on the random "modesty coverage" thing, what are those on her feet?  Are they socks?  Shoes?  Are her feet randomly covered up in the astral realm because the artist didn't want to draw feet, or because they wanted to cover her up from the feet enthusiasts?

I guess if that's a battle bikini, those are skirmish socks.

(Panel from X-Men: Phoenix - Legacy of Fire #2, Marvel Comics/Max)

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Boobs and butt pose aside, I kinda like how her outfit looks like she murdered Frieza from Dragon Ball and made clothes (and random belts) out of him. xD 

Somehow, her pose is still less painful looking than the sexy Spartan from the same game that's been on this blog before.  

(Art from Magic Knight Armageddon, DeNA Japan & VNG Corp., submitted by anon)

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While looking through my submissions/unposted images, I realized that on top of the Christmas-themed ones, I also have a lot of angel-themed pictures, so I figure, let's have an angel themed week! The rest of this week will be angel themed pictures. Angels are kind of a good way to start off the new year, I think.

And since it's no longer the holidays and "holy nights", it's time for unholy nights!  Although, for a series called "UnHoly", those costumes certainly have a lot of holes. >_>  Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to erase it.

Seriously though, aside from demon girl doing the boobs and butting in the top left corner, there's the girl on the right whose shirt looks like a band uniform fell into a band saw, the girl in the centre that looks she's trying to replicate Power Girl's outfit with a couple of purse straps, and the girl in purple on the left with the side boob windows who is trying her best to keep her thong from slipping off by squeezing her thighs really tight.

The entire thing has strong "poorly conceived fashion shoot with multiple wardrobe malfunctions and physical contusions happening that nobody has time to fix" vibes to it and it's amusing me greatly.

(Cover of UnHoly #5, Boundless Comics)

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All I can see is I'm being menaced by like a bunch of grapes with an arm vaguely near them.

(Cover of Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple #52 by Syun Matsuena, submitted by anonymous)

Edit: this was an accidental repost of an image I posted last week, it was still in the queue and therefore didn't show up when I searched the blog to see if I had posted it before... I'm leaving this post up however just so it doesn't get rid of all the responses... sorry for the confusion!

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Ah yes, the ultimate martial arts form: the Deadly Boobs and Butt Cat form which can only be fully mastered by practicing it without underwear and covered in purple seran wrap.

(Cover of Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple #56 by Syun Matsuena, submitted by anonymous)

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Maybe it's a bad idea to interrupt angels on their idle time since we're clearly waking them up before they're fully dressed.

Also the angel on the furthest right is in an Escher Girls Triple Crown post (boobs, butt, and cameltoe), so that's unfortunate.

(Promo images for Idle Angels, Mujoy Games, submitted by anonymous)

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As my friend said when they saw this: "it's amazing to see something try so hard at titillation and sexiness and fail so thoroughly".

On the other hand, it is extremely funny.

(Panels from 10th Muse/Demonslayer #1, Avatar Press)

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If it wasn't for where the blonde woman's eyes were looking, I'd think she was flinging that fairy in a boobs and butt pose. That would be pretty grim.

Also that poor fairy has both a really painful looking atomic wedgie and cameltoe.  On top of the boobs and butt pose, she must be so uncomfortable. D:

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@sarielgrace submitted:

I got so much of these ads its not even funny. I feel so bad for their backs.... And I guess their powers are held in the boob?

1) The boobs and butt blue-haired girl with the snake spine also has cameltoe, I think?

b) The blonde girl in the Nikke ad looks really weird, like her head is photoshopped on her body or something, I can't completely place why

iii) I don't even know how to respond to "log in and get your FREE waifu" so... I won't... but somebody should definitely free her because she looks scared

There's one more ad that was submitted in this group but it was so weird I think it deserves its own post, so I'm saving it for tomorrow.

(Ads for Soul Awakening Adventure by Penchao Deng, Edge: Mech-Ascent by Hong Kong Epicland, and Goddess of Victory: Nikke by Shift Up Corp.)

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