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Escher Girls

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a WTF? Check out the official site at EscherGirls.com! A blog to archive and showcase the prevalence of certain ways women are depicted in illustrated pop media, such as how women are posed, drawn, distorted, and/or sexualized out of context, often in ridiculous ways that sacrifice storytelling. contact: [email protected] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ami_angelwings Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/amiangelwings Mastodon: [email protected] Please read submitting and commenting guidelines (sidebar) before doing either.
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I don't even know if the "battle bikini" tag qualifies here.  This is more like battle pasties? Paramilitary pasties? Combat modesty duct-tape?  It looks like an uncomfortable time, regardless.

Also, on the random "modesty coverage" thing, what are those on her feet?  Are they socks?  Shoes?  Are her feet randomly covered up in the astral realm because the artist didn't want to draw feet, or because they wanted to cover her up from the feet enthusiasts?

I guess if that's a battle bikini, those are skirmish socks.

(Panel from X-Men: Phoenix - Legacy of Fire #2, Marvel Comics/Max)

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It's been 2 weeks so it's time to choose the May caption contest winners!

I got a lot of entries this month and they were all really excellent.  One of the entries by zombiemollusk even edited the text into the text bubble (the image attached to this post).  So it was hard to choose winners.  Because of all the entries, I decided to choose 3 winners and 2 runner ups.  .

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun too.)  The prizes are extra Steam codes that I've acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun. Runner ups can get a prize if any of the winners decline  

Anyway here are the entries, grouped by the platform they were submitted on:

Fedi/Mastodon:

Charles T: - C'mon, we need to keep rehearsing for Dancing With The Mutants! - ugh, could you dance me over to a bucket? May Keable: Based on the recent TikTok trend I said ”Stick ’em up everybody, I’m robbing this place Drop all of your money in my guitar case Don’t nobody move and don’t nobody reach for that door" Ordinating Aether Show: - It is done! With this new development, they can no longer ignore my work! - You mean...? - Yes! I've created characters that are flatter than their speech bubbles! Taco Blacc: "I'm glad I finally got my Horny Sword" "...but I didn't expect it to be this big! And flexible!

Disqus:

Imry: I'm gonna fix that stiff back one way or another! Extreme Swedish Massage Attack!!! Leak: Left bubble: "This girl..." Right bubble: "Needs more DAKKA!" MaryKaye: Copper-hair girl: Engage battering ram mode! Girl in red: OMG they *told* me not to wear a red shirt!

Tumblr:

@anna-neko: calm my tits? No! Here we lock and loading them glorious missiles @avatarrubybelladonna: "Hey, c'mon!  I thought you loved being the baseball bat!" @beforelunacy: DAMMIT BRENDA! I told you not to go through the perfume department!! @chasedbybuildings: 'I'm gonna pull your legs off! Mine are all wonky and I need a new pair!' @chaoscheebs: EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME SWING DANCING! @differenttriumphdragon: Go Go Gadget Cleavage Gun! @dm-me-your-weltanschauung: Balloon One: Watch closely class, this is a right angle. Balloon Two: Next we'll be demonstrating the obtuse and acute angles. @harukami: Carrying a teammate's body is hard enough without the rigor mortis! @ichaserabbits: Just turn me sideways and use me like a battering ram @insanityisfine: I'll beat that motherfucker with this motherfucker! @milkawa-and-co: "I know you're new at this job, but stop throwing around the clothes mannequins !" @terminatedapathy: "Stop! Stop swimming in mid air! You're scaring the hoes!" @twilight-owl: "Why would anyone make a mannequin in this pose!  It can't even stand up!" @zombiemollusk: "Heave... ... HO!!!" "who are you calling a h- WOAH!"  

The honorable mentions go to: @dm-me-your-weltanschauung and Leak!

The runner-ups are:

And the winner is... @zombiemollusk: "Heave... ... HO!!!" "who are you calling a h- WOAH!"

Congratulations to the winners and also thank you so much to everybody who participated!

Please stay tuned for a new caption contest in June!

If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I'll give you the next on the list.  It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)

If either the winner or the runner up don't claim a prize, then the honorable mention gets a prize if they want one.

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So it's May and it's time for another monthly caption contest!

I saw this panel (the one where Madelyne is playing air guitar with her sister) while looking through X-Men: Phoenix - Legacy of Fire and I knew it was perfect for a caption contest.

(The entire sequence is actually kind of funny including her being tossed with her boobs just under her hair like that).

So, let's caption it!  What's happening?  What are they doing?  What's she saying?

You can fill in the blank dialogue bubbles if you want, or you can just do a caption without dialogue!  Caption it however you want.

Submit your captions using reblog or reply here, by email at [email protected] or on the main site using Disqus comments!

I'll pick the funniest/most creative captions as winners in two weeks!

As usual, winners can get a choice of prizes if they want, but you don't need to accept a prize to play if you just want to participate for fun!

Good luck everybody!

(Panesl from X-Men: Phoenix - Legacy of Fire, Marvel Comics/Max)

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