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Yay more Jade Warriors. >_>
This is the visual analogue of a wall of noise. I can barely process what's going on to even note like... all the rubber anatomy and boobs and butts and how one of the girls is turning into a potato in the top right panel of the first image.
Also those sound effects just adding to the clutter in the 2nd image. My head hurts. x_x
(Panels from Jade Warriors #1, Image Comics & Red Giant Entertainment, submitted by anonymous)
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TFW you get menaced/seduced by (armored?) blow up dolls. Is this what it's like in the Toy Story world when people aren't around in the adult toy store?
This must be the four circles that yesterday's post educated us about.
(Page from Soul Saga #2, Top Cow Productions & Image Comics)
Transcript of the word bubble for screenreaders and those curious what it says:
Hello Aries... I hope you can forgive the cloak and dagger act, but a woman in my position has to exercise the utmost discretion. Meet my handmaidens Daphne and Athena. I wanted to return your cape and personally thank you for saving my life. I hope I'm not intruding? You'll forgive me but..."
She looks less like a warrior fighting multiple enemies at once and more like a helicopter rotor about to start spinning.
(Foldout from Zealot #2, Image Comics)
So not only do her boobs talk, her butt talks too. I guess all the boobs and butt poses must be for when both want to talk at the same time. And that extreme thigh gap must be so we can hear her butt clearly. Everything makes sense now!
(Panels from Soul Saga #2, Top Cow Productions & Image Comics)
More from Soul Saga. featuring battle pasties space princess and her talking boobs! The focus of that panel on the upper left is just hilarious to me. It really is like the most important thing to look at is her chest while she's talking.
Also, she has the same face as the main character's sister, who is the only female character in the entire story that apparently paid for the chest armor DLC. And of course, she dies in the first issue. Ah, comic books, never change.
(Panels from Soul Saga #1, Top Cow Productions & Image Comics)
Her torso has imploded and she's in a centaur pose but also that's a very unintentionally funny angle, pose and expression to construct the scene with where she's supposedly very worried about the people around her.
She looks more like she's trying to remember if she left the oven on while practicing her jazz hands routine. Also the audience has been shrunk to the size of chipmunks.
(Panel from Dart #3, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
Dart is like what happens when you put a Bratz doll in a blender with the T-1000 from Terminator, a hive of wasps, and a blow-up doll.
Also like 2 packages of spaghetti for her hair, idk.
(Panels from Dart #2, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
This is all horrifying in like 523 different ways. It's like a bunch of shape-shifting aliens trying to imitate humans and not being quite sure how to do it.
(Page from Dart #3, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
Poor Dart being utterly constricted and strangled... and oh yeah she's also being choked by that whip woman.
Also, I think her right leg is falling off and, ouch, the metal wedgie implied by her crotch area >_<
(Cover of Dart #2, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
So I guess spider lady is shooting webs out of her butt? It looks like it's coming out from... elsewhere, but it's apparently supposed to be coming from her butt, like a real spider. Lore accurate!
I have no idea what's happening with America Girl in the bottom panel but I assume she's imploding or something. At least we get the all important glance at her panties. That's the important plot part.
(Panels from Savage Dragon #269, Image Comics, submitted by @plothooksinc via @bad-comic-art)
I think Avengelyne deflated? Or she's made of gum or something. My friend said "she looks like a fibonacci spiral" when they saw this. xD
Maybe she's auditioning to be in the Paper Mario remake.
(Back cover of Avengelyne vol. 4 #2, Image Comics)
TFW you corseted too tight.
(Promotional image for Avengelyne vol. 4 #10, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
When you're made of taffy, being caught in a strong wind can be a real danger. D:
(Promotional image for Avengelyne vol. 4 #9, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
I would say Avengelyne should be really scared about how she's about to slip off that wheel cover, but she's already in the process of snapping in half. D:
(Back cover of Avengelyne vol. 4 #7, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
waitworry submitted:
"they were almost kind of normal looking and then they hit you with that last page"
Attack of the anime worm girls?
Absolutely atrociously drawn body aside, I can't get over the worm woman on the left's name... Fourplay. I know it's a take on "Foreplay" which is... so 90s edgy it feels like parody, but also, what's her super power? Being really good at Connect Four? Being good at multiplayer games with 4 people?
(Panels from Bloodstrike #19, Image Comics)
It sucks when your spa day and back alignment appointment are ruined by a living death arising.
It also sucks that the armies of the undead rising apparently spooked your manicurist so she paints most of your fingers by accident.
(Panel from Bloodstrike #19, Image Comics, submitted by @ladymczee)
Transcript of dialogue bubble for screen readers:
"My horde in Virginia, I sense that a living death has arisen to challenge them... It is of no matter. Once the pedestal fragments are mine, I shall summon the Eye of God, and every creature shall know the efficacy of my power - even the undead!"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakegirls
Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakegirls
Teenage Mutant Ninja Snakegirls
Heroines in a Half Shirt, Booty Power!
(Ad for Jade Warriors, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
