While sourcing something, I ran into this old Avengelyne/Glory swimsuit cover with the real life models in the same poses that the two were in on the covers of their crossover comics, and because they're in the same poses, I feel like it's a great way to compare like what the real life models in the same poses (and also being like of comparative conventional attractiveness) look like next to the comic book versions.

The insectoid-like nature of the comic versions is even more stark in comparison to real humans o_o;;; Also interesting to note how clothing works irl versus in the comic covers.

(Covers of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit Special #1, Glory/Avengelyne #1 and Avengelyne/Glory #1, Maximum Press)

Girl!Mowgli's gal pal is like "look, you're cute and all, and I'd love to go to the jungle prom with you, but also, what the eff is happening with your body?"

(Cover of Grimm Fairy Tales presents The Jungle Book: Last of the Species #1, Zenescope Entertainment)

This comic brought to you by the most terrifying letter "S" I have ever seen.

(Cover of Team Youngblood #14, Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)

Note (because it's come up in the comments): Rob Liefeld did not draw this cover

"Tired of waking up from a 1000 year slumber with a detached leg and an offset head? Sick of vampire hunters laughing at you instead of cowering in fear? Don't be like Bloodrayne and get your coffins from sketchy sellers off the internet! At Sleep Country Transylvania, we offer only the finest custom-fitted coffins, specifically designed for all your vampiric needs!"

(Cover of Bloodrayne: Tokyo Rogue #2, Digital Webbing)

"What are you doing? Focus on the bad guy!"

"I TOLD you, I can twerk and shoot at the same time! Trust me! 360 no scope!"

(Cover of Inferno: The Dream Eater Saga #1, Zenescope Entertainment, submitted by anonymous)

Dolphin and Aquaman are having a "who can make their bodies look the most effed up" contest, and I don't know who is winning.

Dolphin does not look pleased at the way she's drawn though, she's like "wtf are you doing to me."

(Cover of Aquaman vol. 3 #11, DC Comics, submitted by anonymous)

November 2024 Caption Contest!

Caption it!

What are they doing? What are they saying? What's going on? It can be a short narration, dialogue, music lyrics, even a small story if you want. Be creative! Be funny!

If you need names for your captions, the blonde one is Avengelyne and the dark-haired one is Ravyn, but feel free to make up your own if it fits your idea.

I'll run the contest for 2 weeks, closing at the end Friday, November 22, and announce the winners on Sunday, November 24!

As usual winners can get their choices of Steam codes I have lying around, but you can also just participate for fun!

Good luck everybody!

(Cover of Avengelyne: Bad Blood #2, Avatar Press)

I've never actually read Avengelyne: Bad Blood before, just seen the covers submitted to this blog, so I decided to check it out and wow is it something.

Not just Avengelyne being in a terrifyingly painful boobs and butt pose that looks like her butt just came right off her body, but all the fighting scenes look so static also.  It doesn't help that everybody just looks mildly fussed by everything when I think they're supposed to look angry. It's like the opposite of pornface, it's boredface.

And when she stabs Ravyn at the end, it doesn't look like she stabbed her as much as she's pretending to stab her in that playfight way where you just push the sword behind their body to give the illusion that it went through. xD

(Panels from Avengelyne: Bad Blood #2, Avatar Press)

While reading through this issue, I originally was just drawn to this panel because of Pandora/War Goddess' strange sideways centaur pose in the back, but the more I look at it the stranger the entire panel gets, from knife girl's anti-gravity dress support and her weird legs to the fact that she's just kind of staring at nothing, not looking at either the person she's talking to or the head she's peeling. It looks as if she's watching TV or something except that's not what's happening in the comic. Also, the candle for her magical chemistry set on the table looks like a birthday cake which adds to the whole panel being so odd and unintentionally amusing.

Weirdest lingerie model birthday sleepover ever.

(Panel from War Goddess #3, Boundless Comics)

November 2024 Escher Girls Updates & Patreon Thank You!

Hi everybody!  It's November, so it's time for a monthly update and to thank all our wonderful Patreon subscribers!

For a quick update about Tumblr, if you've been following the blog you probably noticed that in late September/early October, the Escher Girls Tumblr ran into the infamous "shadowban" bug, which is not actually a shadowban but just a bug that happens to random blogs on Tumblr (more info here). After bugging Tumblr about it a few times, they finally fixed it, which means everything is back to normal and I can send and receive DMs and messages as normal on Tumblr (just in time for the Caption Contest which was handy for giving out prizes to the winners!)

I appreciate everybody who helped me figure it out and especially @haveievermentioned who messaged me to let me know that they weren't getting updates from the EG Tumblr! In the future if you run into any issues with Tumblr or the main site, please don't hesitate to let me know!

Also, if you missed it last month, I've been fixing up the main site and I updated the submission guidelines and also the submission form which now lets you choose a name to submit with and also let me know if it's okay for me to reply to your email address if I need more info about your submission. The new and improved form can be found here: https://eschergirls.com/form/submit-content

And, all new posts on EscherGirls.com now link to the corresponding Tumblr post so site users can easily navigate to the Tumblr cross-post and see what Tumblr users are saying. And when I fix up old posts, I'm now fixing up the Tumblr version as well and adding a cross-post link. It's twice the work but given that many people still view the site on Tumblr, I figure it's worth it to everybody. :3 There are some posts without a Tumblr cross-post link because the Tumblr post has been deleted/hidden because of Tumblr's mercurial algorithmic flagging which can't tell the difference between stuff like a coloured body suit and nudity.

As usual I've spent a lot of time this month working on fixing up old posts, restoring broken images or finding higher res versions of old images, and fixing broken links, etc, also fixing all the formatting of older posts and finding sources.

Here are some of the posts I fixed up this month (for any that want to check them out, the links to the Tumblr versions are included in every post):

And now I want to give a big thank you to Escher Girls' Patreon subscribers for October!

Thank you so so much to:

And a very very special thank you to JohnnyBob8 for buying me a coffee on Ko-Fi!!!

Thank you so much for helping to keep the site running! The Tumblr technical issues and algorithmic flagging are reasons why Escher Girls has a dedicated self-hosted site, and why I appreciate the support on Patreon and Ko-Fi so much as it helps me pay for hosting, domain costs, and site upgrades and keep the site running.

And thank you to just everybody, all of you interacting with the blog on both Tumblr and on the main site, and who participate in caption contests, and submit things to me, or just generally send me kind words. Thank you all! You make running the site so worth it. :)

Ami

PS: As a reminder, we added a button that links to the Escher Girls Tumblr and to our RSS feed for those who want to follow that way. (For newbies, RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication and is basically a feed you can read using an RSS reader. Simply copy and paste https://eschergirls.com/rss.xml into an RSS reader and it will keep you up to date on Escher Girls!)

Make sure it is eschergirls.com and not eschergirls.tumblr.com, as that is Tumblr, and not the self-hosted site.

If you have any issues with the site or suggestions to improve it, please do not hesitate to contact me and let me know!

If you wish to support Escher Girls, you can subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/ami_angelwings or donate through Ko-Fi at: https://ko-fi.com/amiangelwings.

Yay more Jade Warriors. >_>

This is the visual analogue of a wall of noise.  I can barely process what's going on to even note like... all the rubber anatomy and boobs and butts and how one of the girls is turning into a potato in the top right panel of the first image.

Also those sound effects just adding to the clutter in the 2nd image.  My head hurts. x_x

(Panels from Jade Warriors #1, Image Comics & Red Giant Entertainment, submitted by anonymous)

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@molecular-despot submitted:

@super-dragon submitted:

Two people submitted the same picture so I put both in the same post. I assume a lot of people must be getting this ad on Tumblr right now given that I got both submissions in one day, so I'm bumping this up in the queue.

I have this strange feeling I'm about to get a bunch of Echocalypse submissions.

Both pictures in this ad have been on this blog before as separate images, the woman who needs a staff and chains to lift her breasts up is in this post in a slightly different oufit.

And the woman with the sandbag boobs is in a post from a couple weeks ago where people argued in the comments whether or not the ad is AI generated due to the weird and asymmetrical detailing of the gold lace on her arm and top.

I never put together that they were supposed to be the same woman until this ad. I love that her breast physics work in two completely different ways in each picture and apparently filled with different substances, possibly a gas in the left one.

(Ad for Echocalypse: Scarlet Covenant, Yoozoo Games)

So, remember that awkward bent Shi sleeping panel that was repurposed for the Threshold: Allure panel in a previous post?

Well, while reading Avengelyne: Bad Blood to source a submission, I discovered that isn't the only time art from Avengelyne has shown up again in Threshold: Allure, because that awkward awkward fighting scene in Threshold Allure that's been on this blog before was apparently originally from Avengelyne! It's almost exactly the same with some details changed, you can even see how the pink girl's socks/bottoms are just reversed so that instead of having pink leggings and bare calves, she has pink socks and bare thighs, even the asymmetry is exactly the same. 

Boundless Comics is an imprint of Avatar Press, so they have the rights to the art and I assume just wanted to reuse it with some editing (as has been mentioned to me, you can see in the Shi one what looks like the narration boxes edited out, so likely it's not redone from the pencils but edited working from the published page), but it's just amusing to me that it's happened twice where something on this blog has shown up again in a different comic that's also been on this blog. 

It's also kind of wild because the Avengelyne panels actually make more sense, or at least the final one does where Avengelyne's sword is in front of her friend (girlfriend?)'s sword blocking it instead of behind it like in the Threshold: Allure panel. Also, I think it's impressive when of the two, Avengelyne has the more normal looking outfit.

(Fighting panels from Avengelyne: Bad Blood #0, Avatar Press and Threshold: Allure #0, Boundless Comics; Sleeping pose panels from Avengelyne/Shi #1, Avatar Press and Threshold: Allure #1, Boundless Comics)

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And as promised, here's part 2 of gratuitous butt shots from Justice League of America vol. 2, this time starring Black Canary.  First, there's her being shot in the back with the obligatory butt shot.  But also, I love that the scene appears to have been set up for her to bring her own chair simply so that she can sit in in backwards and we can see her butt from behind instead of blocked by a chair backing. xD

I guess it could be worse, it could be Samuree. Oh comics, never change.

(Panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #25 & #27, DC Comics)

So I was going through Justice League of America vol. 2 trying to source something, and, yes, I know who the artist is, so it should be no surprise that every single panel is a butt shot of the women, but it's still very funny how out of the way some of the panels go. Especially in like the first picture where Batman and Superman are standing facing forward while all the women are conveniently positioned with their ahem backs facing us.

Then there's the second picture which is not just an excuse to show Wonder Woman's butt twice, but also it's done in a very confusing way where she's flying from the bottom in the top panel below Superman, but then in the bottom panel she appears to be coming from the top and is higher than Superman.  Also breaking the 180 degree rule makes the position of everybody in the scene so confusing from panel to panel.

Anyway, enjoy the Wonder Butts. Tomorrow there will be another gratuitous butt from the same run. >_>

(Cover from Justice League of America vol. 2 #18 and panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #17 & #18, DC Comics)

I think that their arms are actually like not pipecleaners and appear to have some muscle just makes the snake body with the breasts attached to the collars look so much weirder.

Also, off-topic, but I keep thinking they're sitting next to a bunch of plastic spikes then realizing that's the water.

(Cover of Avengelyne/Glory Swimsuit Special #1, Maximum Press, submitted by anonymous)

And for Halloween, have the scariest creature of them all... a vampire who put her butt on backwards!

(Panel from Chastity: Rocked #2, Chaos Comics)