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{Max,Victoria,Kate,Chloe, and Rachel all stand around the photography classroom as they prepare to set out on a project]

Max- Ok, so how are we going to pair…..

Chloe- I call Max ! [grabs Max’s hand and lifts it into the air]

[Inadvertent rewind]

Chloe- I call Max ! 

{Max rips her hand away before Chloe can lift it again ]

Kate- Chloe, that’s not fair =(

Chloe- It’s perfectly fair [smug face] We have the best chemistry

Kate- [perfectly pleasant voice with a radiant smile]  Is that why you got mad when she answered my phone call

Chloe- [amazed and a bit impressed] You BITCH

Kate- Language 

Chloe- [wraps her arms around Max defensively] 

Victoria - Ex-SCUSE me [kicks Chloe in the back of the knee and takes Max’s side] But this is a PHOTOGRAPHY project, and I think Max would prefer to NOT do all of the work

Kate- [whispers] I’m a photographer….

Victoria- Are you sure about that ? You might want to consult your bible

Kate- [scandalized face]

Rachel - I NEVER get to see Max [crosses arms] 

Chloe-  You saw her last night

Rachel - I was watching TV in a deer onesie while she got up for a glass of water [ eyeroll] Hardly a romantic date 

Max- This isn’t a date Rachel, it’s a ….

Rachel - Max, honey. You know exactly what this is [motions between the three other girls, who all go silent]

Max- [shock]

Chloe- You’re…you’re not supposed to call us out like that Rache….

Victoria- [crosses her arms, being extra careful to avoid Max’s gaze] This is why we never invite you !

Rachel - We’re big girls, I think Max can handle our advance without all the games……

[Rachel and company turn to see Max escaping through the window]

Victoria- [sighs] GREAT ! It’s going to take forever to catch her again !

[Victoria sullenly walks to the window and climbs out after Max] 

Writing Requests are OPEN

#life is strange#u go max
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moistmailman

Pokemon Special AU

Yang: Come on Weissy, come hang out us. Pyrrha, Jaune and I are going to the movies and you should come.
Weiss, sighing: For the last time you pesky girl, I’m busy at my gym. I might have some challengers later.
Yang: Oh don’t give me that bull, darling. Pyrrha is the champion and yet she still finds time to hang out with friends, unlike you. Now get your anti-social ass out of this gym and go to the movies with us.
Weiss, deadpan: Again, no.
Yang, hugging Weiss: Pwease?
Weiss, slightly blushing: N-no, go away.
Yang: Will you do it for wittle ol me if I ask nicely?
Weiss: You’re doing the exact opposite of convincing me right now.
Yang: Fine, whatever. Wallow in here all by yourself then. Meanwhile, Pyrrha, Jaune and I are going to have some fun. You know, something teenagers do, and something you don’t know the definition of.
Weiss: Okay, bye.
*Yang leaves the gym*
Pyrrha: So is Weiss coming?
Yang: Yeah, I just snagged her wallet after a hug. She should probably be gunning for me in five or ten minutes. Let’s go to the movies.
#rwby freezerburn#rwby#yawa
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neopoliitan

My perception on Ozpin’s timeline using both V6E3′s huge tidal wave of lore and filling the gaps with facts such as the creation of the maidens, and theories such as Ozpin being the warrior king of Vale.

Also included is his “inventory” and an approximated timeline - solid lines mean the incarnations occur one after the other, hatched lines mean there may be incarnations between that we’re unaware of. Also, A.G.W means “After Great War”.

#rwby
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