Let's See Colt Grice's Cock - Zeke x fem!reader (18+)

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AN: This is for @jeanbeaux's Whose Line Is It Anyways Collab. I chose the business card scene from American Psycho as my inspiration. Thank you so much for letting me join! It was an absolute joy to write this. Please excuse my lazy graphic design skills.

Synopsis: Zeke's perceived inadequacy leads him to a situation that only exacerbates his insecurities: his fwb showing him her collection of dick pics.

Word count: 3.2k

Warnings: Sharing dick pics without permission, alcohol, marijuana, body horror (Zeke describes scaphism in great detail).

𝙻𝚒𝚊𝚛. (𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆)

𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: 𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝘩𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑢𝑟𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟.

𝘡𝘦𝘬𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘵 𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦

𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖭𝖥𝖲𝖶 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄. 𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝖾, 𝖨'𝗆 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀.

𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘡𝘦𝘬𝘦. 𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘺'𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.

goddess i love him so much (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

i know u have this somewhere in ur room @jour-de-printemps :>

Why is Colt so handsome? Like, dude, get the fuck away from me.