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Feliks the Cat

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mellifexfarm

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

80s chickens

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yemenitehole

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

i love them thank you for the advice

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draconym

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS YOU DONT REALIZE WHAT YOURE MISSING

when a song ascends through its meme status

this is now officially my funeral song 

This… Is honestly amazing… Imagine putting this with a final boss where it feels like fighting is hopeless, but you continue to fight, not wanting to go down with out a fight. You’ve come too far to give up now… Perfect.

WOAAAH

I’m done

In case you’re looking for more like it, it’s from the group called simply Gregorian, from their album Dark Side Of The Chant.

Yes, I’m serious.

They have something like 20 albums, all pop and rock songs done in this style. “Heaven is a Place on Earth” is probably my personal favorite …

Though “My Heart Will Go On” is a very close second:

I prefer their softer stuff, like what’s above, and if you like that then you’ll probably enjoy the hell out of “The Sound of Silence,” “Heaven,” and “My Immortal,” but if you want something a little more badass, “Hell’s Bells” is great.

Or if you’d like something a little more classic:

And of course … today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna hear a Gregorian version of “Wonderwall”:

@rockboci r u slappin

im smugly satified that this is now an entire genre of music but hwo can yall ignore the classic king

‘losing my religion’ also has that perfect irony level

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terfs dont target trans men the same as trans women because they view us as “lost womyn” and “confused butches” so their goal is to save us. the goal for trans women? to kill them. do you see the difference??

trans women are real women reblog to make a trans woman feel safe

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wastoid

reblog with your zodiac and overwatch main

im a cancer and a reaper/pharah main 

I’m Taurus and Dva/Pharah main

I’m a Taurus and Junkrat/Sombra main

Pieces and Junkrat/Zenyatta

Taurus here as a Junkrat main!

Sagittarius here as a Pharah/Junkrat main!

Long live explosions of all sorts.

Leo, and Lucio/Torbjorn Main....dont look at me like that.

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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

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samandriel

I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a snuggle and she fell asleep with her head laying on my chest and she made the softest snores and I love her

Sadly Noodle’s prognosis is not looking good and she may not make it through this. My little bearded friend has showered me with love and affection since the day I got her. I chose Noodle because she was the chubbiest, happiest little chick in the bunch. I’m so happy I got to raise this smart little goof ball. She’s such a weirdo but she’s so full of love. Below is a picture of the day I brought her home and earlier today. 

Love you Chicken Noodle

GOOD NEWS

THE VET WAS VERY WRONG

MY NOODLE BIRD IS DOING FINE

She’s feeling so much better and is just loving all the personalized attention

Miss Noodle is going to remain a house chicken for a couple more days just until we’re absolutely sure she’s out of the woods and she’s honestly so thrilled about it because it means never ending snuggles

Here she is with her boyfriend Pharaoh who helped keep her calm when she was feeling really bad

Her boyfriend doesn’t even look real. he has a doll face. he was perfectly sculpted by the chicken gods.

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