Eregyrn Falls

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

The poor woman looks frankly terrified to be sitting there, on that news program, with that card, having to explain exactly what it means to people who really want the opposite outcome. At the same time, what a fucking card to pull there, I love that for him.

Don’t you go hiding this in the tags:

[Image reads: #fuck the major arcana nothing crushes your soul like 5 of cups okay? nothing #5 of cups isn't just 'outlook bad.' #it's 'outlook bad and it's your own fault and you're probably whining about it too you lil bitch' #seriously even inverted the most charitable interpretation is like 'girl have you considered fixing your personality?' #that reader is smothering giggles cuz this is the absolute funniest fucking card for the situation and she knows it #<<prev tags i'm wailing #tarot version of L + Ratio + You Fell Off + Don't Care + Didn't ask #laugh.wav #i hope that this lady wasnt fucking exterminatus'd off of this plane of reality

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Is this real? Should I believe that fox news hired a tarot reader? ???

It is in fact real.