Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri
[VD: Young man leaning towards the camera, saying "Here's how I learned that maybe my brain doesn't work the same as everyone else's.."
"A few years ago I saw this tandem bike for sale"
video cuts to the image of a white bike with two seats.
"And literally the first thought I had was, 'If you cut the back seat off of that, and replace it with a horse's butt'.."
While he narrates, he is shown removing the back seat of the bicycle, first standing up, then sitting down.
"It would look kind of like a centaur riding a bicycle."
He's in a different room, sitting on the floor in a different shirt, and where the back seat was, there is now a wooden construction of a horse's backside and legs.
"I told my friend that idea and I said: it's a pretty obvious idea though, so I'm sure someone's already done it."
He's adding material to the wooden horse to give it texture, to make it look like wavy fur.
"He looked at me like I was crazy and said: 'I'm pretty sure that idea is only obvious to YOU [you], you weirdo!'."
The man is spray painting the horse with color, the main body a dark brown, while the bottom part of the legs are white, the tail is black.
"So i googled it, and it turned out he was right. I couldn't find a single example of anyone else doing this. So.. I did it!"
The man sits on the bike, testing the pedals, and the horse legs move with the pedals. The horse body perfectly lines up behind him, giving him the appearannce of a centaur. He turns to the camera and waves.
"Now whenever I ride, I'm the centaur of attention."
Scene switches to outside on a sidewalk, a grassy field in the background. He rides in from the left side, turns to look at the camera when the pun is made, then continues riding off screen.
End VD.]
@lemonsharks I have found you a thing
Why thank you kindly!
