hi.... the brainworms got me

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

I hope they explode

I did it... I saved the town....

@huecycles @ckret2 @jozlyn-moon @bitzzoxl @donniipao @spoonyspine @qoolk @YALL GET ON TUMBLR 🥺🙏 (people not mentioned r in the post image)

I GOT BRUTALLY REJECTED FROM 2 ZINES FUCK IT WE BALL

ok cuz why did ford get a LOVE ANGLE

this genuinely makes me laugh So much i think it's the three question marks. like one is mean, three is genuine confusion.

(from my soos and the real girl/billford au where animatronic Bill torments Stanford)

Ford and the Real Boy [Part 1] Part 2^ [Part 3]

Ford and Mabel Bonding!

because because because,,,

I gotta,,,

i finally drew human bill guys

bonus:

nice and subtle

hey that's rude, don't burn someone's boyfriend

He is Yappatron 3000 🍺

WHAT A BEAUTY!

(based on the pic under the cut)

Finished the Ford jammies figure of the pair, off this delightful design. Ford was certainly more finicky then Bill (especially the fucking GLASSES); Bill's post can be seen here. I also decided to hand make a candle for Ford's candle holder by dipping a wick into melted wax until the desired thickness, even if I know that I'll never likely light it due to it most certainly likely to burn the figure itself... That's why it looks wonky.

As always with Tumblr, click to see better quality photos. Very thrilled to have them both hanging out on my desk; a photo of them in their now natural habitat, plus more photos below the cut! I'll likely also do a process post for Ford since there are more photos for him...

very healthy and stable relationship!

rewatching weirdmageddon is so embarrassing for bill in retrospect with the knowledge of the book and everything lmao. making ford into your most special little golden human statue, offering to rule the world together, singing your little songs to him, like. girl,, he does not want you back,, get over him,, you’re trying to kill his family and destroy the world,, it's been 30 years,,