A TAZ filk of Mister Sandman. I came up with the idea between episodes 57 and 58 when I was really worried about Magnus, and when the clone theory was confirmed I had to actually write the thing. I would pretend that some part of it made sense at the time, but honestly that would be a lie.
Music by Pat Ballard; arrangement by Madelyn Curtin; filk lyrics by Scribe.
Mr. Garfield clone me a boy
If you can do it I’ll jump for joy
Give him a face that’s rustically charming
And a physique that’s just a bit disarming
Garfield, I’m so upset
He’s a protector who can’t protect
So cast your spells and don’t be coy
Oh Mr. Garfield clone me a boy!
Mr. Garfield clone me a boy
If you can do it I’ll jump for joy
You have his blood and nightmarish powers
And this entire world could end in hours
Garfield, I’m so upset
He’s a protector who can’t protect
So cast your spells and don’t be coy
Oh Mr. Garfield clone me a boy!
Mr. Garfield clone me a boy
Replace that body that got destroyed
Make sure his blows and hugs will be crushing
And that his legs are strong and built for rushing
Garfield, make me a deal
He needs a body that can fight and feel
So cast your spells and don’t be coy
Oh Mr. Garfield clone me, oh please please please
Mr. Garfield clone me a boy!