i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

everyone please rank pancakes, waffles, and crepes from favorite to least favorite

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

I love Rose Tyler because every time she encountered a new alien life form or a fellow human that seemed to be mistreated in some way she went “HELLO DO THEY TREAT YOU WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU, ARE YOUR BASIC RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN EIGHT HOUR SHIFT AND THREE WEEKS OF VACATION ALSO YOU COULD JOIN A UNION, MY NAME IS ROSE I’M HERE TO HELP” and that was just so rad of her

It’s because she worked in retail

theseus was a little bitch and im an ariadne stan

“what happened to you made you stronger” 

i was a child. i didn’t need to be strong i needed to be safe

LOUDER

i spent the whole summer building up and adding onto my dcu (daydream cinematic universe). it‘s quite extensive now :-)

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

love letters or poems? kisses on the nose or kisses on the forehead? tea parties or picnics? lockets or crystal necklaces? long gowns or summer dresses? flower fields or forests?

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

personality test: what’s the last thing you bought on amazon