No one is sane here.

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

No rizz just yapping about nerdy things until you fall in love with me.

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

Insane

TIT Atlanta (x - x - x - x)

oh

here are some more things that happened at tit Atlanta

topic under the cut for the yap session

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

merthur + sir leon

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

official linguistics post

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

oh just remembered dan did directly call out someone who was filming on Tysons night 2. In the middle of a sentence, was something like “—oh and person with the phone out, put it away or you’ll blind Phil. *holds eye contact with the audience member for a moment to make sure he was clear* Where were we, phil?”

Honestly? Was hot.

He also said it would blind Phil because he was like a scared sheep or something, and then Phil put his hands up and hissed like a cat and kept hissing and making himself laugh while Dan went “what— what sound does a sheep make, Phil? Do we need to teach you what sound a sheep makes” before getting back to it

I tried explaining Dan and Phil lore to my dad and he forgot Dan’s name and just referred to him as ‘Phil’s groupie’

Likely thing for him to do

as a wise man once said. stop being so damn pretty dan howell