Hilarious K/S
In no particular order, these stories are all amazing.
1. Inside the River by yeaka - Jim and Spock have an arranged marriage due to Starfleet requirements. Left on a strange world to get to know each other better, they encounter weird local traditions, but things get even stranger when they wake up one morning and find no one else in the town.
2. Don’t Pick Our Destiny by waketosleep - this series includes two stories: The Sky Was Made for Us Tonight and Looking for a Place to Happen. Jim is an outlaw, Spock is a misfit in a dystopian society. They meet in prison, hijack a ship, and the fun begins.
3. Birthday Traditions by CorpusInvictus - Spock is making a chocolate cake for Jim’s birthday. It starts as merely sampling of batter, and then, somehow, leads to Jim finding Spock on the floor, wasted and loopy. Which doesn’t prevent them from having hottest sexytimes.
4. The Trouble with Normal by CinnamonSecrets - the Enterprise crew undergoes a psych eval by an appointed therapist. No wonder the resident Doctor is insufferable, First Officer sees no logic in contemplating ink blots while the captain tries hard to hide his crush on the said FO.
5. The Creator by museaway - TOS crew is contacted by Gene Roddenberry himself while AOS crew is hailed by JJ. The Creator and the Director are intent on finding out whether Kirk and Spock are really lovers as many tend to believe.
6. Measure of Happiness by writeonclara - An Academy AU where Captain Pike arranges that Spock and Kirk share a dorm. At first they’re prejudiced against each other, but then… It’s a gem of enemies-to-lovers, just read it, it’s awesome.
7. Come On, Come On by ritsuko - Spock tries to employ a Terran method of courtship known as pick up lines.
8. When Spock Met Carol by Aelimir - that scene from Into Darkness has a development. Spock gets very, very pissy about Carol Marcus joining the crew and Jim welcoming her.
9. Scientific Inquiry by walkandtalk - an amazing series about a little Vulcan boy determined to find a suitable mate for his guardian Spock.
10. A Logical Match by walkandtalk - another wonderful series which starts with a story where Jim has to marry off his First Officer and in the process decides he’d rather marry Spock himself.
11. As You Wish by writeonclara - Jim wishes he could get along with his First Officer. Little did he know that by saying it aloud he signed up to traveling to different universes and meet: a pre-reform Spock, a monarch Spock, a stoned Spock… It was just an innocuous wish!
Updated to include fluffy fics - especially for the holidays! (12/30/2017)
There are so many wonderful stories that it would take too much time to give the gist in the description, so there are summaries by the authors instead ;)
one string, sweet husband to another - One year after Spock’s resurrection and successful rehabilitation, Jim plans a special dinner for the two of them– and catches up with Bones beforehand.
Shore Leave: Irongate Wilderness by appreciativeone - Captain Kirk finally talks First Officer Spock into spending Shore Leave with him, camping and hiking in the New Mexico wilderness. Spock only agrees to go because he sees it as a disaster waiting to happen. Kirk wants Spock to go because he sees it as the chance to finally tell him the truth.
Ocean View by pensively - After spending a month on cold, rainy Ulisia IV brokering peace between opposing factions, Jim and Spock are in desperate need of some R&R somewhere sunny and warm. A romantic beach vacation is just the thing to chase the chill from their bones and warm their hearts.
Orbital Patterns by raja815 - In the early days of their five-year mission, Kirk and Spock observe an eclipse together.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Aerlalaith - Jim Kirk is a rancher. Spock is the geologist who keeps stealing rocks off his property.
To Your Health by EntreNous - A sneeze-y interruption to Admiral Kirk’s lecture brings about a startling revelation.
Not Without You by plaidshirtjimkirk - Spock had risked his life over and over to save Jim’s throughout their time together, just as Jim had done for him. And now, as the crimson light of red alert had overtaken the building and bright white emergency beacons flashed, he stared down at this pendant in his hand and thought how this risk was more than justifiable. It was necessary. A story about love, loyalty, healing, and the pendant Spock refused to leave behind.
Intermission by sinestrated - After a trying diplomatic mission, Jim looks after his First Officer.
Our Tacit Melody by sinestrated - When Spock starts acting suspicious around Valentine’s Day, Jim makes a bunch of assumptions. Most are wrong. One is gloriously right.
Take This Sinking Boat (And Point It Home) by sinestrated - In which Spock pines, Jim isn’t stupid (except he kind of is), and Christopher Pike has had enough of this bullshit.
We Two Boys Together Clinging by rabidchild67 - One day, 9-yr old Jim Kirk wakes up in the middle of nowhere with a big headache and no memory of how he got there. He’s not sure where he is, but it’s definitely not Earth, and there’s not another living soul around. Well, except for this other kid - an actual Vulcan! - who’s annoying at first, but turns out to be pretty useful to have around. Guess it’s time for the adventure of a lifetime he’s always wanted.
Captain’s Favourite by simoneallen - Captains really shouldn’t have favourites, but Jim just can’t help it.
The Friend by simoneallen - Kirk, Spock and McCoy visit Vulcan. Spock meets up with an old friend and Kirk doesn’t like him at all
Something to Be Thankful For by numba1fangirl - “It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!I am a 23 year old felon with a dirty old antique motorcycle. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.“Or the one in which Jim posts an ad mostly as a joke and gets an unexpected response.
Lazy Rainy Sunday by CorpusInvictus - Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt: “Kirk and Spock are between missions, and are holed up in their little San Francisco apartment, and it’s a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, and Kirk wakes up to Spock making breakfast in the kitchen, and Kirk wanders out there and wraps his arms around Spock (who has his back to Kirk) and starts nuzzling the back of Spock’s neck and planting kisses. And then possibly sex (but I’d like it without sex as much; that would be just as good) and cuddling.”
Where Sea Meets Sky by Rynne - Cadet Spock of Starfleet finds a mystery as well as an unexpected friendship when he meets a strange human boy on a beach at night. Soon, however, Spock is intrigued by more about Jim than just his secrets.
Everyday by knoxoursavior - Their duties and errands take up a lot of their time but at the end of the day, they always find a way to show each other how they feel.
Sticky Fingers by theplotholesmademedoit - James T. Kirk, the lone human student in a predominately Vulcan preschool, is causing chaos, yet again. Instructer T'rila is forced to discover the source of the problem when the child’s bondmate, Spock, does not immediately come to her classroom the moment the waterworks begin.
A Warm Blue by theplotholesmademedoit - A sick Jim steals Spock’s uniform while he waits for his bondmate to return from a mission
