werkin on that ster trak

having a crow that was like fully devoted to u and sat on ur shoulder would be so cool. like think of ur black clothes and how much better it would look with just a crow on ur shoulder

the crows outside my window at 3am: screaming menacingly

me, tipping my hat: gentlemen

I promise only NEW AND ORIGINAL AND BEAUTIFUL CONTENT from now on! Thank you for your patience, everyone.

LOL (lots of love) - Joshua

althought I wanted to finish these while it was winter , it’s still snowing here so  here, some warmly dressed folks!

“and I’ll start with you, sidewalk”

monch

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

NHL webcam gets a surprise guest.

Unmute this pls

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS IM FUCKING DYIGN

THE CHAMPION

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

Let’s be fair, humans are dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences. Anything that’s smart can also be p thick sometimes.

these crows have fun by swinging from a willow branch   source

me, in public, talking to a crow: hi ominous shadow bird! are you a harbinger? I bet you are! what a good little harbinger of death you are!

A perfect duet.

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.