me: heyyyy, you know what I can carry a the same time? a scrunchie *and* a shower cap
the mister: and yet you can't put either of them on your own head
#what a sad brag#it's the little achievements though amirite?#listen I have to carry most stuff one at a time rn#so I was brandishing that shower cap and scrunchie victoriously#he's right obviously#and his ponytail game is improving!#the mister and me#it's all in the wrist#broken wrist woes#entreblahblah#hush