hello !! im lime or allium o/ i use they/xi/bug pronouns mainly (but also use any neos), but uhh heres my pronouns page

utterly insane about mcyt, i post lots about unstable universe and kww collab rn! but im also into hermitcraft, life series, and the dsmp (and vaguely lifesteal but i only watch rek and squiddo lol)

my dms and asks are ALWAYS open, please talk to me if you want to !! i fucking love talking hhhhh especially about my fics... i follow people back most of the time! if i forget to send you a 'hello new mutual!!' ask, uhh sorry dsfjhkgd i reblog everything i see onto @electriccalming!

i write fanfic, mostly about mcyt! my ao3 is l1ght! my discord is literal_lime if you want to friend me! i will accept every frq unless your account is New i stream minecraft over at ipsedr on twitch! oh and i run @evil-mcytblrconfessions o7

i dont really tag my reblogs, for the record. i have very few original posts tags, but they are: #💥: posts where i am just Talking. most of my original posts are tagged with this #lime liveblogs : posts where im liveblogging my watching of something! currently unstable universe #me posting abt my fics on tumblr dot hell???? : self-explanatory. me posting about my fics (usually about Writing them) #ramblings abt ipsedr : me talking about well, being ipsedr. mostly is stuff about the little video series im making right now, starring c!ipsedr!

anyway dont expect anything coherent from this blog. im in the habit of unhingedly posting about kww collab at 3 instead of sleeping.

#intro post

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buttercupshands

I took that as a challenge so now it's a full comic of me making Siffrin happier by the second

And a small bonus

Because there's not one but two Siffrins who deserve some happiness in their lives

even if by just getting their favorite snack

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kaztrate

#zero votes for 9 #as it should be #i think 8 is the most trustworthy

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jimmy they definitely won’t save you bro-

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gaylordthethird asked:

Me after finding out that you can make it so that you can't see someone's blog and also they can't see your blog

LMAO no way youre so correct

no way, block people?‽?!?!‽?!?‽!! actually insane

#asks

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sistress

rb to take a bite out of prev. just one good solid bite. no holding back. full force.

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sistress

rb to take a bite out of prev. just one good solid bite. no holding back. full force.

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imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer

“My body”? oh no you must be mistaken. This isn’t my body, this is just a thing I’m inhabiting for a while cause the other one was unavailable. No I will not elaborate.

tommyssupercoolblog

@funnier-as-a-system

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spent a good like 8 hours playing webfishing today btw

just sitting in the void and fishing. it was great. cant wait to do this agai- oh fuck theres the poetry open mic tmrw

no webfishing for me i guess

#- e #💥#i swear if im still here tomorrow and itll be me performing i dont know what ill do #(perform.)#at least it wont be the slam lol #its not that i dont want to its that none of this poetry is MINE.#...well i know one solution to that #webfishing my beloved i will be back on friday...

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#me every time im in front #yeah i do a little fucking up the sleep schedule #- e

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago