smol

what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

obsessed with this costume

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

Vivienne Westwood

I think the funniest thing about the rhetoric that butchfemme is somehow heteronormative is that a lot of the things butches are called heteronormative for, men don’t even do.

Pil Hwa

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

you've definitely heard this before but now you've heard it from me, someone who writes sans undertale porn, so you know it's legit

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

I have female hysteria + male loneliness + toxic masculinity + dark empath abilities

The ancient greeks were right about one thing, at least.

which one

I figure they had atleat one of them right.

Sketchbook cover!! I completed this back in Febuary for the new year.

Anti-cop drawing seen on traffic pole in Toronto, Ontario