englishmajorhumor reblogged
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:
Such mastery of the English language.
Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.