y’all im on the sparknotes twitter and i am losing my goddamn mind

Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son

- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

hey staff remember that part in frankenstein where he creates the monster but once he sees that its a hideous and misshapen violation of nature’s sacred laws, and realizes that he had no real contingency plan for dealing with what was effectively his lopsided corpse child, he immediately rejects and abandons it and then falls into a dipshit fever and has to be tenderly nursed back to health by the novel’s obligatory bromance side character because thats more convenient than actually taking any responsibility for his creation? idk i just thought that was an interesting part of the story 

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

i actually don’t think it’s stated anywhere the text what degree he is working on at university, only that his is attending. however, there is no mention of him graduating and when he first goes to university, it is the first time he is attending, so it’s likely that he is only earning his bachelor’s

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

This just in: Doctor Frankstein NOT A DOCTOR