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English Major Humor

@englishmajorhumor / englishmajorhumor.tumblr.com

A blog for English majors and enthusiasts of literature, writing, books, grammar, and libraries to get their humor fix Enjoy!
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What do you do when you are running a contest at an outreach program but don’t have the time or money to find a real prize? (By which I mean I don’t have the emotional energy to negotiate a prize budget with my boss).

Steal one of the hundreds of spare bookends in the library storage closet, paint it gold, and call it the “Golden Bookend Trophy.”

You are a genius.

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I love it.

Resourcefulness be thy name!

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