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me, internally: i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired. i'm so tired.
someone: What's wrong?
me, out loud: i'm tired.
someone: You always say that!
me: it's always true
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different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.

4. college tired. forget what you are doing. no amount of coffee really helps. messy hair. nothing is making sense. passed out in class.

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