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Fanfic: So they’re getting along really well.
Me: Aww that’s nice.
Fanfic: But get this.
Me: Yeah
Fanfic: last updated 4 years ago
Me:
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My friends, texting me in the evening: do you wanna hang out tonight?
Me, already curled up in my cozy duvet, ready to read the Fanfic I’ve been daydreaming about and craving for all day:
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one-two-whatsinthestew
actual photo depiction of finals week at my school
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Remembering some classic Mr Burns with news of Harry Shearer leaving The Simpsons
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“You’ve heisted yourself up the best seller charts yet again. And the most brilliant part is, I don’t even know how to read!” - Neil Gaiman on “The Simpsons” The Book Job, sixth episode of Season 23
I really must learn how, one day…
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The Simpsons love Poe.
Poe will always have our heart.
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That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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"le mystère de l’amour est plus grand que le mystère de la mort." (“The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.”) —from “Salomé” (1893) by Oscar Wilde
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)