fall 2019 seminar papers vs. spring 2020 seminar papers 

casually changing my entire essay topic less than 12 hours before it’s due.

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

FINDING A SOURCE THAT VALIDATES MY WHOLE ARGUMENT

It’s just like:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

tired college kids everywhere (via dontfeedthegradstudent)

STARTING ON MY LAST TERM PAPER OF THE YEAR

It’s just like:

There is not enough wine in the world to make two term papers and a critical survey in three weeks not seem overwhelming

Was this the intention

very tired cat writing a term paper

Let’s play the game of how-well-can-you-write-this-ten-page-term-paper-in-four-days.  

I’m in. 

take notes, kids