English Major Humor

(via aceper)

today in the hallways someone swore and my english teacher called them out by saying “diction, diction!”

In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again

satan

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL