English Major Humor

*studies for 2 minutes*

Okay, I was going to keep this a secret but I will officially share it:

This is the Sleep Sloth. He helps you go to sleep.

I noticed, with myself, that I’d be staying awake online waiting for something to happen. I needed to find or hear something before I was able to fall asleep. And relying on the internet to tell you something isn’t always the smartest route.

One night, I realized there was a part of me that knew what I needed to hear. And I could give myself that message I was hoping for. But sometimes that seemed lonely.

So I made the Sleep Sloth. He talks you through the process of how to go to sleep, and he makes sure you hear the thing you need to hear.

Try him out. Share this post or the link to sleepsloth.com with friends. Or with #sleepsloth.

He’s been a good friend to me. And I hope he can be a good friend to you.

Spread the word, friends. Sleep Sloth is here.

The Sleep Sloth really helped me last week when I needed him, Tim, and I thank you for somehow knowing that I desperately needed to get myself to listen to what I needed and needed to hear.

I’m glad you’ve decided to keep spreading the good word of the Sleep Sloth, and I am happy to pay it forward.

Sloths actually do attend schools in large numbers. However, their tendency to fall asleep during lectures prevents them from succeeding, thus many fail out. It’s a very troubling phenomenon and several NGOs have been created in order to aid with this terrible situation. 

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Well isn’t this just a dream come true.

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My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture

Hairy Slother