englishmajorhumor reblogged
hamlet but instead of soliloquies he just stands in the middle of the stage and screams
englishmajorhumor reblogged
Do you ever just panic because there are SO many books you want to read?
Source: books-cupcakes
englishmajorhumor reblogged
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals (1822–1863)
why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..
If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song
I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels
